Spyke
lemmy.film

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

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Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

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lemmy.film

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

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Robertej92reply
lemmy.world

My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

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Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

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pacienciareply
lemmy.world

i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.

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Aram855reply
feddit.cl

Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.

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u/Nez_bit the powerade minor legend is the only one I remember

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good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water

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This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.

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lemmy.ca

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.

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lemmy.world

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

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Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

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lemmy.world

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

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MissJinxreply
lemmy.world

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

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iokusreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.

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Grimmreply

I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.

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Corkyskogreply
sh.itjust.works

I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress

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lemmygrad.ml

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?

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Grass got patched in the most recent update, idk what these guys are talking about

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lemm.ee

500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife

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vlemmy.net

Now you have over a thousand points. So, when are you going to announce your presidential/prime ministerial run?

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'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.

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gon
lemmy.world

Me when I... When I... Me when... When... Me I When... Me when I...

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lemmy.ml

It’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!

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lemm.ee

I now have 2 accounts with more than 1000 upvotes, my small brain is full of dopamine

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Eagle0600reply
yiffit.net

Officially "points". Posts and comments have points. Users do not have points.

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KobeBryantreply
vlemmy.net

Interesting... I have "score" on my profile (using wefwef ATM)

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Eagle0600reply
yiffit.net

Correction: Users have points, but it's not usually visible. For example, I can't see your score, but whatever instance or software you use chooses to show it.

Personally, I think it's better if no-one can see your score. That way, no-one can fight over it.

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Agreed, I think it'll help keep conversations more civil. We don't need flame wars and constant lame puns all the time trying to earn fake internet points for everyone to see.

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I have my app to not even show scores at all. It's much nicer that way. More organic.

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Cocks

I know it maybe doesn’t make a lot of sense. But I was the first one to respond so I will continue to call it cocks and so should you.

Btw, congratulations on your 1700 cocks!

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I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.

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lemmy.world

I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit

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Everybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.

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switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon

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There’s no advantage to being on the biggest instance. Its a common mistake for new users to go to the biggest instance. It’s best to go to one that’s fast, not swamped, dependable, and federated with most instances.

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i am both using wefwef for lemmy and thunder app i picked lemmy.blahaj.zone do to it being federated with lemmy.world and a fun name

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canreply
sh.itjust.works

Not a bad idea. I just mention lemmyverse because there may be communities you'd like that aren't federated where you are yet.

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Yeah, that's a great instance. I meant to look for other communities to subscribe to.

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lemmy.world

I wonder if I have some of the highest score besides the admins

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Bro, FR FR. 👌🏼👌🏼🔥

Just remember where you started from.

My shit post did surprisingly well for just starting to contribute on here. Gotta build up the community so that no one feels like they’re missing out by switching, or keeping them on here longer.

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First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

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lemmy.world

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

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Here I am nnah , now calm down everyone- I know you are starstuck 8:3

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i could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.

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