comicstrips·Comic StripsbyThe Picard Maneuver Connection [beetlemoses]View original on startrek.website516Comments34
kamenlady replylemmy.worldJust reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.6
EEvil_Shrubbery replylemm.eeIf your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.2
mmisophist lemmy.worldReminiscent of the old saying when you sit down on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes. 28
RRampantParanoia2365 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesPlease do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.4
EEvil_Shrubbery replylemm.eeYou are not my shit admin! I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)3
HubertManne kbin.socialScrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.6
Damaskox replykbin.socialOkay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.6
ggrabyourmotherskeys replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThis is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren't playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.1
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That plumbing should not have passed inspection.
is cartoon plumbing
As made famous by that Windows screensaver
Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.
Forever alone 😔 I have a septic tank.
Would you be more comforted to know you weren't alone?
Y'know, im not sure to be honest.
If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.
Reminiscent of the old saying
TFW your neighbor shits up your butt...
))<>((
Back and forth, forever.
Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.
Yes, this is how the internet works.
It always was a series of tubes...
I mean it's not like it's a big truck.
Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.
Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.
You are not my shit admin!
I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)
Sewage pipes with right angles? I hope not!
Back and forth, forever.
Who is pooping with me right now?
Shades of Blue Man Group
Modern Plumbing.
I need to know what happens when one of them flush
Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.
Neither seem to be wearing any underwear
wearing underwear complicates defecation
Okay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.
Wearing underwear complicates cartoon drawing.
This is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren't playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.
I call em how I sees em
Source: @beetlemoses Instagram - Who’s connected to me reading this right now
Proxigram links (not working):
I remember this mission from High on Life!