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neidureply
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As made famous by that Windows screensaver

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Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.

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If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.

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Reminiscent of the old saying

when you sit down on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes.

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You are not my shit admin!

I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

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Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.

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Okay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.

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Wearing underwear complicates cartoon drawing.

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