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lemmy.world

Imagine having to give your instrument a blow job everytime you wanted it to play music.

–The String Quartet

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kbin.social

Imagine having to stroke your instrument every time you wanted to play music.

-The percussionist gang

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Boneheadreply
kbin.social

Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.

  • The Pianist Group
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lemmy.world

Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.

~ The woodwinds group

oh... wait ..

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paddirnreply
lemmy.world

Imagine having to deal with all these perverted fucking instruments.

– The Singer Group

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Imagine having to wave your arms around like an idiot to produce sound. Oh wait..

— Theremin Gang

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Having to bang an Instrument doesn't sound so bad. But, if you get the rhythm off even a tiny little bit, it kills the mood real quick.

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Trombone players don’t care. They can’t even hear you. Because they’re the loudest instrument and therefore the best.

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DoomBot5reply
lemmy.world

Not even a mention of the boner jokes? Do you even play trombone?

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It was hard for him to avoid. Thank you for relieving the pressure.

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lemmy.zip

Fingering your instrument isn't much better though

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It's not just the fingering. You have to tongue it just right at the same time.

.. the trumpet taught me a very useful set of life skills ..

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Imagine having to put your lips on it, blow it, and jerk it off to get it to make silly fart sounds!

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I love this format because there's no template, just a white space that you know exactly how to fill

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