Looks uncomfortable but whatever works for you. Could work as a lamp!

Mom, there are people on the internet making fun of me.

Should generally include a flared base to reduce trips to the ED.

Bad dragon printer

Don't really get why everyone jumped to dildo. I love a good dildo but it didn't come to mind for me.

Good job!

Big Clive would be proud.

Might be more comfortable if you chamfered the edges.

Looks so cool!