lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyThe Picard Maneuver Romantic gestureView original on startrek.website707Comments32Reply
idunnololz lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesWhere's the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.33Reply
DDonkter replylemmy.worldIf you don't have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don't want to know you16Reply
UUnfortunateShort lemmy.worldHotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people's pillows is acceptable! Don't touch my pillow : <11Reply
NNorgur replykbin.socialAnd the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!8Reply
SSlow lemmy.today11Hide 11 repliesThere are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.5Reply
bbleistift2 replyfeddit.de6Hide 6 replies Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle How are these not noodles?3Reply
KubeRoot replydiscuss.tchncs.de3Hide 3 repliesAccording to your quote, noodles are long, and they're strips or strings3Reply
KubeRoot replydiscuss.tchncs.deThey're extruded, but not into strips or strings. I'd argue they're not long enough to be described as "long", but that part is certainly imprecise1Reply
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Where's the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.
If you don't have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don't want to know you
Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed
Garlic bread too. This isn't love this is bullshit.
At least she ain’t Amber Heard
She's still got some nerve tho
Would still eat tho
What a terrible day to be literate
Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people's pillows is acceptable! Don't touch my pillow : <
Would still eat tho
Combat food waste!
And unseasoned pillows!
And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!
🤌
What was the expected surprise?
An expected surprise? No such thing.
Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry
There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.
There are no noodles in this picture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_prescription#Criticisms
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle
How are these not noodles?
According to your quote, noodles are long, and they're strips or strings
They're extruded, but not into strips or strings. I'd argue they're not long enough to be described as "long", but that part is certainly imprecise
This is penne, not noodles.
A penne for your thoughts?
"My disappointment..."
How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.
Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.
Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.
I'm gonna poop on your bed.
nyeh heh heh