Putin says we must think how to stop 'the tragedy' of war in Ukraine
I'm honestly hesitant to post this here, but… the absolute ludicrosity compels me. How? How does he have the gall to say something like that? He ought to burst into flames on the spot.
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-we-must-think-how-stop-the-tragedy-ukraine-2023-11-22Open linkView original on feddit.de204
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IDK, you could like, fucking, leave?
At any time, even! Literally he could just tell his dudes to hit the bricks.
Tutorial: How Putin can stop the tragedy of war in Ukraine
In that order.
2 Isn't realistic
He'd never jump, it'd be an accidental fall with 2 gunshots in the back of his skull.
And pay reparations to Ukraine before jumping out of that window.
Hmm, I wonder who can stop the war? Maybe the person who started it?
But then he'd have to assassinate himself for saying he can't win the war!
Ya know what? I'd be okay with that. Be the first good thing he's done in ages.
So, just like a certain German dude?
Assassinated by whom? Isn't he the leader of Russia? or is there someone in the shadows always wanting war for Russia and if the president dont support war, he is then replaced by another Russian?
Where he's likely to be going with this is "war ends, but Russia gets to keep the territory they've illegally annexed". And that will not do. They stole Crimea; if they get to steal more, then they'll just be back again in a few years once they've licked their wounds. All territory must be returned to Ukraine, and then they can pay reparations and fuck off, and we'll welcome Ukraine into the EU and NATO so this shit never happens again.
Hear hear.
This. He signals that he wants a way out.
Of course, he'll try to get or keep as much as possible, but saving face seems more important than victory. There's hope.
Maybe we can all agree to say on Russia TV that glorius Russia won.
“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome myself?”
Well, it has been a political tragedy for him.
'We're all just trying to figure out who did this.'
He has been trapped in the propaganda bubble and has become delusional as a result of it.
He should try gargling a Kalashnikov.
How about a classic "eat shit and die" strategy? I think it's perfect for the situation at hand, Mr. Cockmuncher.
nottheonion material
Putin can make out with a firearm, I bet that would work.
Why's there an empty ball pit in the middle of Putin's desk?
It's how you can tell he's top dog. The balls are just out for cleaning.
Unfortunately the war can’t end without them. He doesn’t have the balls to end the war respectfully.
Putin, I think you should leave
"We"?
It's a royal "we".
Oh..
Perhaps by "tragedy" he means how badly it's going.
“Give it to me now”
Ludicrosity
Ridiculousness
Audacity
Thank you, internet thesaurus. English is not my native language.
@runiq just more Russia BS!
You're not wrong…
im seeing experts on youtube explainjng how some are saying that its been a stalemate for so long with so many casualties.. neither side appears to have the stomach to scale up the money/weapons/political costs necessary to drastically change the math, so its likely time to negotiate something.. likely ukraine promises not to join the EU/NATO and the territories will be split somehow.
Russia is free to go the fuck home. Until then, I will continue to send money and I will implore my government to continue to send bullets to the Ukrainians defending their homes from the invader.
@BombOmOm Thank you for supporting Ukrainians!
How does one "scale up the money"? That doesn't make sense.
You seriously believe that Ukraine is holding back? You think they wouldn't "drastically change the math"s if they could?
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Those experts on Youtube can lick me where the sun don't shine