So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.
I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.
Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?
You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.
I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.
Bruh, this should have gone in ![email protected]
I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.
Am trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account
It's real in our dreams at least
Also, the clearly fake truck in the middle ground.
Certainly gave off weird vibes but I wasn't 100% sure it wasn't just the blur.
It's not illegal to cross post!
It will be when I'm elected.
Good. All these pissposters need to stop complaining
Way of the road, Bubs
Fuckin’ way she goes
What is drunk?
Just recycle please
So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.
Bless your naive friend
I want to see the job posting for this position…
Be the change you want to see
Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.
Pee the change you want to
You can keep the change, brother.
That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator
It's a piss generator
We are all piss generators
True enough
"kids can get their picture taken for only $5" How much for adults?
If you bring a child it's free but if you come alone it's $9.99
What a deal! I'll take 100
👉👈 Uwu pissman
Everybody knows you're supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.
You're supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.
Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.
You're talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?
Why not airdry it overnight. Works best with boiling temperatures ;)
Way of the road, Bubs.
It's literally AI art
It's literally art
it's literally a image url /s
Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious
That’s what I say to my dumb dumb dog when he pisses on something. :p
He looks like he'd piss on something he's not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I'm sure he's being his best self.
He tries, bless the little fella.
I believe he tries.
Awwwww bless what breed is the little fella. He looks like a wolfhound.
I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.
Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?
You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.
Use wood pellets. Less smelly.
It's the way of the road.
I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.
Piss Jug Man is with you, always.
👉👈 Piss jug man is-iss always with me uwu aaa-always
I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.
You'll miss out on PJM's patented olfactory experience then bub.
is this real because i love it
No, look at the shadow. It's AI generated.
The truck is also odd.
Where's Shit Bag Man? 🤔
Shit Bagman is feeling pretty crappy about all these dog poop bags in the park!
He's out for a dump
$5 well spent, can't put a price on piss memories
I don't get why motherfuckers don't just pour it out and use the bottle again.
They're probably just idiots
Or simply drink it.
Yeah it's like, free nutrients or something. Maybe.
In the cab? Might as well just piss on the floor then.
Uh, no? You open the door somewhere and pour it on the ground.
Rather dangerous proposition at 80mph.
Why are people acting like vehicles can’t stop? The only choice is to throw a bottle of piss out the window while traveling at highway speeds?
Time is money! Gotta keep on truckin'!!
No more free apple juice for me I guess.