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lemmy.world

"The plastic knife toy, which is shaped like a carrot"

They got some real weird shaped carrots in South Korea.

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sh.itjust.works

Parents everywhere love freaking out over the most mundane shit.

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lemmy.world

It's a ... plastic fidget toy shaped like a cartoon switchblade?

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lemmy.world

Like an unhinged, impoverished dictatorship with nukes within artillery range of your capital?

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lemmy.one

Will at least their unhinged dictator isn't running the capital like we've experienced recently.

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lemmy.world

I think I must have misunderstood you - you can't mean you'd rather have Kim Jong Un running the country than Biden?

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I mean Trump is almost certainly the worst president in history, but I'd still prefer him to the Kims any day.

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lemmy.ca

I don't know what type of carrots they have, but those do not look like carrots that I have.

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If this plastic fiddle-toy dingus is a "concern," these people are going to shit absolute brick if they see what I've got in my desk drawer.

Seriously, the hand-wringing over something like this is just sheer whacking off by people whose lives are so cushy they don't actually have anything legitimate to complain about.

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Yeah at first I thought about how I had a toy army knife growing up, then realized that's a very American toy to have lmao. I do think though that making this a big deal is just adding to its popularity. Kids only think it's cooler since their parents are freaking out.

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Remember, kids, if someone shows up to school with a paper knife, run, hide, fight in that order.

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lolcatnipreply
reddthat.com

Instructions unclear. Who am I supposed to fight while I'm hiding?

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Lmao I’ve only seen this toy in Korean memes where people print them super sized and instead of the blade it has a phone holder. I had no idea it was supposed to be a knife blade.

That is to say, the Korean youth already has the ridicule of this story covered.

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The article says

The plastic knife toy, which is shaped like a carrot, is made of fluorescent materials and available in different colours.

Is there more to it than that?

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Well, that makes them like the edge of a freezie pop. Those are dangerous.

I don't think plastic would cut so well as it does in the article's video, but maybe it's not the only schematic.

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Looks like the toy is plastic, but you can print and make ones out of paper (or cardstock?)

Seems about as violent as foam noodle swords?

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Ah your right I didn't have audio at the time I first watched the video.

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lemmy.world

Enough paper cuts and a human can bleed out. They have a right to be concerned. Should go back to hitting each other with sticks and rocks they find outside like I used to do as a kid.

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I fondly remember chanting “Sticks and stones may break my bones but paper will slit your fucking jugular.”

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Our daughter has two of them, but one of them has a blinking led which is so annoying in the car OMG I hate it.

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I got very little respect for the culture of south korea.

Looks like they are consumerists to their core.

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