The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This kitty comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get sh*tty
I can scratch and kick
I'm a really crazy kitty
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.
I think Melon might be saying “NEED”.
did the cat get the cheese. dont leave me hanging
She did. Just a little bit because too much makes her shart, but a crumb or two never hurts.
She knows, and she's willing to pay the price
Me too melon. me too.
I love a story with a happy ending
Melon is a good communicator.
Your lamp shade is driving me crazy!
Something tells me Melon is involved in this anomaly.
It was the orange that gave it away, huh?
This is actually not a melon but a cat. Please don't confuse these two things.
The cheese tax knows no species.
Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.
Give it to her you monster. She deserves everything and more just by being soo cute :)
"These are not the cheese you're looking for."
Bravo 👏
It puts the cheese plate on its bed, else it gets the claws again 😁
"I get the cheese, or you get the claws"
He makes a super cute face :)
It's a girl 😉 I agree about the face!
Melon yearns
Melon is gorgeous.
In fairness, I want your cheese plate too
Bitty does the same thing!
Just glad this is not a count Dankula sequel :p
Mine fidgets his paw when he is annoyed. And it doesn't take much to get on his nerves either.
Silly cat, cheese is for kids!