Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS.
There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel:
https://youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF
Thanks for trying to help. But that's the point. They make something which was easy deliberately overly complicated. The next step will be that they force you to discuss the csv import with ChatGPT for 5 minutes.
And every time you'll hear: well ok, this step now is more complicated, but we gave you a mighty tool which can do SO much more.
Does this mean he's not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don't want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.
You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It's connected to the chair he's in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.
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I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.
Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.
Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.
It's the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.
This is clear escalation and we need to act now
we can't afford to have a table gap
Name checks out
We need to close the table gap
If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel
Sanctions are in place, he will need LibreOffice Calc.
Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS. There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel: https://youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF
Power Query might solve your problem. You can do a text to columns with as many custom delimiters as you want.
Thanks for trying to help. But that's the point. They make something which was easy deliberately overly complicated. The next step will be that they force you to discuss the csv import with ChatGPT for 5 minutes. And every time you'll hear: well ok, this step now is more complicated, but we gave you a mighty tool which can do SO much more.
Enabling such large tables may make things unstable.
Too late, putin was always unstable.
But in a way he is now more stable. The big table makes him stable
Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.
Good eye! What the heyll? Artifact from photoshop? This whole image could have been altered.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/saddam-hussains-hiding-place
Yep, that's the exact silhouette.
That's clearly Saddam Hussein
This unknown figure may very well be the source of the leak
It was probably placed in the image to help judge scale when composing it, and they just forgot to remove it.
Naturally this is so the manβs legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.
Does this mean he's not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don't want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.
He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable
He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot
assassination?
Ass in nation
Edited. Thanks. Iβm terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading
you mean proofreading? :p
Oh shit. Yup lol
Hitler?
Yup lol. Oof
That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.
Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.
Maybe that's why Intel is involved in the project.
IT setting up Wi-Fi repeaters to cover the whole table
You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It's connected to the chair he's in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.
He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.
I mean that's the point. He's clearly Don Putin in this configuration.
Woo Loo Loo
Woo Loo Loo
Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?
It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.
Probably a security measure, likely nobody is allowed to walk into that half of the room.
Security and camera angles.
It's the polonium.
Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving dinner.