ThirdWorldOrder replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyMan… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip26
MrJameGumb replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI beg to differ... It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win7
SSmoogs lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply..the penis? Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.30
ssneezymrmilo lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI'm disappointed in myself that I didn't notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep...27
AAFK BRB Chocolate lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.26
ffakeman_pretendname replyfeddit.ukI would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational. I fully support the dog-hat swap!9
ppythonoob replyprogramming.devNo that's pretty rational. An irrational reason to move those pieces would be because the pancakes you had for breakfast had too much syrup on them.3
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.net3Hide 3 repliesWhat's the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?25
tthawed_caveman replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThe difference should be the size, but not all of us would know14
spacesweedkid27 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI think I called it that, because this would be the literal translation of "Fingerhut" (the German word) and I sounded right so I guessed it would be the same in English. (I edited the comment, because I actually made a mistake in the first place)4
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWell it worked well enough I knew what you were talking about. Make me think of how glove in German is literally hand shoe.3
mmoipe lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThe dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.23
Holyhandgrenade lemmy.worldI have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.14
topinambour_rex lemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesI must have a different edition, because I have this instead of the spring thing.10
Nepenthe replykbin.social5Hide 5 repliesPic broke for me, so I'm not sure if joke I'm missing out on or photo of horse, which was the best monopoly piece. But that's, uh.......not a spring.5
snowe replyprogramming.dev4Hide 4 repliesTheir picture is of a Prince Charles (I think that’s what it’s called) so their joke is quite good actually.6
deadcatbounce reddthat.com2Hide 2 repliesTop Hat. It isn't a sex aid, millennials. I know you haven't seen them before.9
credit crazy replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIts soo far from being a sex aid it's actually a sex hinderince8
deadcatbounce replyreddthat.com.. And that's why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.5
wwho8mydamnoreos lemmy.worldDog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board5
ddirtbiker509 lemm.eeThe $1.50 Costco hot dog and soda of course! If you haven't seen the new Costco edition you're missing out!3
oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron
Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip
And slide
Why is there a dong cage?
because it's 4pm honey...
Its strapon time
Because it's locktober. Lock your sissies up!
I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it
Poor lil fella
I’m down to read your fanfic
Everyone knows the race car is the best.
Screw that, gimme the battleship
I beg to differ... It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win
Because of the strap?
Because of the implication.
THIMBLE FOR LIFE
..the penis?
Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.
Hmmm... If only it were a penis...
I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep...
No no, that's a good thing. Congrats.
I irrationally want to swap the places of the dog and the hat so that the top row would all be things you wear.
I would have said that a wish for categorisation was pretty rational.
I fully support the dog-hat swap!
No that's pretty rational. An irrational reason to move those pieces would be because the pancakes you had for breakfast had too much syrup on them.
What's the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?
The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know
One you can fit your cock in it and the other you can fit in your cock
Maybe not size but shape?
I wanna play with the dick cage.
Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.
Number 2
Fuck you. I'm always the dog.
Ok, I take the car or the magic hat.
Car 4 lyfe
True either dog or fingerhat
I've never heard someone call a thimble that.
I think I called it that, because this would be the literal translation of "Fingerhut" (the German word) and I sounded right so I guessed it would be the same in English.
(I edited the comment, because I actually made a mistake in the first place)
Well it worked well enough I knew what you were talking about. Make me think of how glove in German is literally hand shoe.
Yes indeed
The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.
It's supposed to be a thimble.
I don't think bird cages are designed for protection.
That's not a...why?
I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.
I'm very sad Parker Brothers' replaced the horse-and-rider with the cage.
Wheelbarrow boys checking in
I like to flip it upside down to make it into a battle-bot
Holup y are there 2 thimbles???
They protect 2 different appendages silly
2 different fingers
I must have a different edition, because I have this instead of the spring thing.
Pic broke for me, so I'm not sure if joke I'm missing out on or photo of horse, which was the best monopoly piece. But that's, uh.......not a spring.
Their picture is of a Prince Charles (I think that’s what it’s called) so their joke is quite good actually.
Prince Albert
Thanks. Clearly I don’t have one 😂
King Charles.
King Charles cocker spaniel
Top Hat. It isn't a sex aid, millennials. I know you haven't seen them before.
Its soo far from being a sex aid it's actually a sex hinderince
.. And that's why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.
I'll take the...WTF!?
Yup. Wait, are you doing a spit take...on my spit take!?
Top hat and bottom hat
Dog is best so you can do little flips and walks when you move down the board
The $1.50 Costco hot dog and soda of course! If you haven't seen the new Costco edition you're missing out!
i like to be shoe or dog, depending on my mood