Spyke
lemmy.sdf.org

Indeed. It’s frightening to know that people eat this chemical shit that shouldn’t be called food.

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Throwawayreply
lemm.ee

Its canola oil, fake cheese, and yellow food dye. Better than whatever monstrosity Taco Bell comes up with.

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What a weird take. Both are shit tier foods. Not sure what makes spray cheese somehow better.

Don't get me wrong, I love shit tier foods! And I think people should be free to enjoy them as they please. But what in the world makes one overly processed product better than the other? We aren't comparing a 5 course meal at a 5 star restaurant to a bowl of instant ramen. You're comparing stuff in the same tier as each other.

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lemmy.ml

So there's a scene in A Goofy Movie where a guy gets paid for his part in some shenanigans by some edible substance in a spray bottle. Given that I was a kid in a non-English speaking country growing up and watching this movie dubbed to my native language, the substance that the character proclaims that he has received is 'Caramel sauce'.

It was only later in life, when I watched the movie with the original English language, that I learned that the character in reality proclaimed 'Cheez-Wiz'.

All of this to say that the concept of spray cheese was so foreign to our country that they decided to substantially change this scene.

Looking back, I think they should have kept the original - gulfing down caramel sauce straight from the bottle just doesn't hit the same as gulfing down spray cheese.

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lemmy.world

That line has lived in my head rent free since the first time I saw the trailer as a 6yo

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Honytawkreply
lemmy.zip

Isn't Cheez-Wiz a brand?

I wouldn't mind at all when they replace product placement.

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lemmy.world

A few years back, I was dating an Italian woman (she was a uni lecturer here in the UK). One day, she saw me grating cheddar cheese onto a pizza and she went fucking mental

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JokeDeityreply
lemm.ee

Italians acting like food gods is one of the most obnoxious things ever.

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It's anoying, but you get used to it.

The thing is, if you don't complain about the food quality, daddy capitalism will make sure you'll eat the cheapest garbage possible.

And I think all the complaining is why food is so damn good in Italy. As a person from the North Europe, I can tell you that almost everything tastes so much better in Italy, and food is overall much higher quality.

That's why if you see a fat person in Italy, it's likely a tourist.

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lemmy.world

"This is not the cheese for pizza! Why? Why you do this?!" she kept saying over and over, I thought she was joking at first but genuinely distressed. Tbh she was a bit of a strange woman (and I say this as an objectively strange man). It didn't last longer than a few months!

Final straw was when she had been saying she missed home badly, so for her next visit I bought a dining table, assembled it myself, bought a bunch of Italian foods, some Italian wine, got it all setup with a nice tablecloth and spread when she got to mine, and she literally went "meh" when she sat down hahaha.

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JokeDeityreply
lemm.ee

It's not mozzarella from some specific region, probably.

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feddit.uk

And then they have the fucking audacity to criticise beans on toast.

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bemenakerreply
lemmy.world

"Yes, Great Britain, the culinary center of the universe," said no fucking person ever..... ;) lol

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I'm American and I think food in the UK is awesome. I don't like everything, but what I do like, I really like! Plus y'all have cute and silly names for everything, it's great. I'm sure most Americans would feel the same way if they ever get the chance :)

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American food is closer to a chemical formulation than it is to "cuisine".

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

Only because they've never had beans on toast. Well because they've only ever eaten American style baked beans.

Do Americans even have toasters, they seem to think that a good breakfast constitutes a pile of butter and syrup, so I'm going to assume that they're not prepared to eat anything that doesn't have 300 kg of sugar in it.

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

A British person should know better than to criticize food with actual flavor.

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

Well youre hard-wired to love sugar, so that makes sense, since it is literally sugar.

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

It's delicious cheese product.

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MeanEYEreply
lemmy.world

Because it's not cheese. It's mush with cheese flavor.

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

What's odd is it is literally cheese though. It's called cheese product because it is a spread, not whole cheese, and has been processed to not require refrigeration long term.

I did not know this until I googled it, so figured I'd share.

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MeanEYEreply
lemmy.world

So it's not cheese. It's cheese product. Just like mayo is not eggs, but it's egg product. Not the same.

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

Mayo isn't eggs the way cake isn't eggs. These are different classifications.

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MeanEYEreply
lemmy.world

And this isn't pure cheese. Otherwise it wouldn't be liquid.

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barsoapreply
lemm.ee

Some quick googling makes be believe there's usually about 30% cheese in there which, according to our labelling rules, means that it's not even a cheese product, much less cheese. Otherwise we'd be calling some frozen pizzas cheese products.

The lowest percentage you can go and still have cheese in the description is melt cheese preparations which are a minimum of 50% cheese, melting salts (duh) the the rest is other milk products (usually cream), then maybe some spices and herbs.

Spray cheese ingredient lists, OTOH, right-out start with "water" in the beginning. More or less sauce mornay for people without palate or dignity (there's no water in mornay but plenty of milk).

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

I'm in a hurry, so wikipedia, but

As of 2016, Kraft describes Cheez Whiz as a "cheese dip" with the word cheese spelled correctly. According to a Kraft spokesman, the product does include cheese, but the company has chosen to list its parts—such as cheese culture and milk—instead of cheese as a component itself

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Cheez Whiz doesn't seem to come in spray bottles, the Kraft spray stuff seems to be Cheese Zip.

Going by the amazon listing Cheese Zip's German ingredient list is

Wasser, 33% Cheddarkäse und Pflanzenöl, Sojaöl, modifizierte Maisstärke, Schmelzsalze (Natriumphosphate, Polyphosphate), Salz, Säureregulator Milchsäure, Aroma (enthält Milch), Stabilisator Natriumalginat, Konservierungsstoff Sorbinsäure, Verdickungsmittel Xanthan, Farbstoff Paprikaextrakt.

Water, 33% Cheddar cheese and vegetable oil, soy oil, modified maize starch, melting salts (sodium phosphates, polyphosphates), salt, acid regulator lactic acid, aroma (contains milk), stabiliser sodium alginate, preservative sorbic acid, thinkener xanthan, colouring paprika exctract


I was a bit mistaken before: It's not 50% cheese as such but 50% of dry weight must be cheese, and at least 20% of the product must be dry weight. But they're not calling it Schmelzkäsezubereitung so chances are it isn't. Also WTF is "cheddar cheese and vegetable oil" supposed to mean as a combined percentage. I'm kinda surprised it's even legal but they're definitely telling on themselves, there.

This stuff is a melt cheese preparation, essentially our version of Cheez Whiz I think:

Sahne (40%), Käse (31%), Butter, Molkenpulver, Schmelzsalze (E339, E451), Speisesalz

cream (40%), cheese (31%), butter, whey powder, melting salts (sodium phosphate, triphosphates), table salt

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

is it is literally cheese though [...] and has been processed to not require refrigeration long term.

Bro u good?

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

I believe we have very different ideas of what "long term" means, but cheese eventually gets moldy under normal conditions.

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How can it be processed to a point it doesn't need refrigeration long term, but its still "literally cheese though"?

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It's more to do with the canning and extrusion process than in changes to the underlying product.

The processing is about how they achieve the necessary consistency. You can read comments in this thread about how to get this type of behavior (in general terms) from cheese using ingredients you (probably) have at home.

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DacoTacoreply
lemmy.world

Nah, afaik actual cheese ( fermented milk ) isnt legal in the usa, right? Reason why things like cheddar and this thing is so popular afaik

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

Yes actual cheese is legal in the US. I'm not sure where you heard that, but that is nonsense.

Fresh cheese curds are one of my favorite foods.

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DacoTacoreply
lemmy.world

Just a quick google :

https://jsbaileycheese.co.uk/2017/01/01/certain-cheeses-illegal-usa/
https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/what-is-american-cheese-is-american-real-cheese/

And a few more. What i did see is that there are cheeses that have the bacteria, and arent proccessed stuff, that can be seen as cheese that are made in the usa, like some brie types ( today i learned! ) However, cheddar and this is not cheese. They are processed and do not contain the batercia that european cheeses would contain ( FDA doesnt allow them )

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lemmy.ml

I've seen this on the 'American shelf' in supermarkets before and was tempted by it as a novelty. I just looked at the Wikipedia and its just processed cheese extruded by a piston. Europeans buy processed cheese too, you get it in every supermarket. And maybe the smelting salts (is it called that?) are not too healthy when constantly consumed, but what isn't? I don't mind, let people have fun, stuff's hard enough as it is.

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I agree with your sentiment, and I haven't had it for probably like 20 years, but it's nasty. As an American, I don't understand it. I won't tell anyone they shouldn't eat it (except for pointing out how much salt it has in it), but it really shouldn't exist I don't think. There are better ways to eat unhealthy things.

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Draedronreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I dunno. I bought american cheese sauce because I thought americans love their cheese so the sauce will be good. Tastes like plastic.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

Same the Americans love their cheese is a bit like saying that the French love baguettes.

They do love their baguettes but they don't have much interest in any other type of bread. Equally Americans are not interested in any type of cheese that isn't neon yellow

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The two cheeses in my American house at the moment are brie and munster. And the bread is a loaf of sourdough and some ciabatta rolls.

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kbin.social

As a European I'm... sort of not in love with the idea of that. I'd try it, though.

American "cheese", the individually wrapped kind, is pretty useful in cheese sauce. Maybe not something I'd use on its own.

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xantoxisreply
lemmy.world

As an American, I will observe that it has the property of melting perfectly on a properly-cooked burger. Does great in a grilled cheese sandwich as well. Since we eat a lot of burgers and grilled cheeses, we find it to be a useful cheese and eat a lot of it. And nachos, which are often made with american cheese since, as you say, it melts great into a sauce.

Most Americans don't use american cheese on everything that has cheese in it, but it has its specific role.

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If you are making burgers, i highly recommend Raclette cheese. It doesn't melt quite as evenly as analogue cheese with sodium. But AOP Raclette cheese is natural and designed to melt - and it tastes so much better than any analogue.

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American cheese is basically cheese with sodium citrate added. That's what makes it so good at melting.

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reddthat.com

You can make real cheeses melt better by using powdered sodium citrate. The ratio depends somewhat on how hard the cheese is but it's somewhere around 2-3% sodium citrate to cheese.

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elrikreply
lemmy.world

I am American and it still is a vile can of piss colored poison.

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feddit.nl

I feel like this product would be better if it didn't pretend to be cheese, but just some form of spread.

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JokeDeityreply
lemm.ee

From Wikipedia:

"Processed cheese spreads, like Easy Cheese, have a moisture content that ranges from 44 to 60%, while its milk fat content must be greater than 20%.[4] Milk proteins are needed for processed cheese spread production, and contains two main types: casein, which accounts for at least 80%, and whey protein, which can further be classified into α-lactalbumin and β-lactoglobulin. The manufacturing of processed cheese spreads uses natural cheese with a composition that ranges from 60 to 75% intact casein."

It's cheese.

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MeanEYEreply
lemmy.world

Yeah, mayonnaise is made mostly from eggs but you still call it mayo and not egg froth.

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lemmy.world

South American here. Wtf is that? And how do I get one?

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lemmy.world

Now tell them you enjoy spray cheese on a Ritz cracker with caviar because you're cultured

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lemmy.ca

It is nasty, and I won't defend it, but Europe has plenty to apologize for, culinarily speaking.

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BoxerDevilreply
lemmy.world

Equal. I have smelled and eaten both. And I regretted both of them

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sh.itjust.works

Careful, the Euro's are quite fragile here on Lemmy. Mention the imperial system and they'll fly right the fuck off the handle.

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Rootyreply
lemmy.world

Measuring things in body parts is stupid and I will die on this hill

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Everybody knows body parts come in one size. That's why shoes every pair of shoes always fit, because they are all just over one feet long.

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Didn't the internet teach you anything? Bananas are the correct way to measure things.

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-"Yay! Finally due for some American-style freedom and democracy! At last the mathematical majority of the populace will decide who gets elected! No longer will an elite clique of corruptible intermediaries have the last word on who gets to be in power in the country!"

-"Weeeeelllll, about that..."

-"Aw, well at least we get some real cheese!"

-"..."

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lemmy.world

I have never actually seen this once in my life or known anyone to ever eat it. Is this a regional thing?

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lemmy.world

Southeast born and raised here, never seen it in person lol. And trust me, I know everything in the cheese aisle

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SCBreply
lemmy.world

southeast

cheese expert

No lol

The only things the South cooks well are biscuits, pork scraps, and "Nashville hot" chicken.

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frickinehreply
lemmy.world

I've eaten it once. More as a sort of, "let's see what the fuss is about" than any real desire to eat cheese from a can. It was decidedly meh. Mostly I just remember it being really salty and not tasting anything like cheese, but it probably wasn't the worst thing I've ever eaten, either.

Anyway, it's always at the grocery store (in CO), so presumably someone is buying it.

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Oh I totally knew that and completely forgot. We used to put it in one of my old dog's kongs.

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lemm.ee

They make peanut butter in the same spray container specifically for dogs!

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I remember seeing it more in the 90s, but it's definitely still sold in any part of the country. I don't know who's buying it though.

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xtr0nreply
sh.itjust.works

I’ve seen it in the northeast US in the 1980’s. I think my folks let me get it a few times as a kid, even though they generally didn’t allow that kind of junk food.

More recently I’ve seen versions made for dogs so you can spray cheese into a Kong or something. I might get that for my dog. Dogs don’t live for 80 years so the random cancer from ultra processed food might not catch up with them (of course, it would only be an occasional treat)

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ToxicWastereply
lemm.ee

If you value the sense of smell for your dog, read up about it. I don't know spraycan cheese and certainly not the one for dogs. But ppl mentioned that the human kind is rather salty.

Natural cheese itself is pretty salty. Enough to cause a dog to loose quite a bit of its smell. They love cheese and will eat all they can get. But if it is a hunting, S&R, truffle, drug, etc. dog - they will likely loose their job.

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Thanks for the heads up. I think the one that’s made for dogs probably (hopefully). has leas sodium than the human one. I’ll definitely check the label before purchasing though. My pups aren’t professionals but they like sniffing stuff so I don’t want to mess with that.

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It's not something that's too widespread. Many grocery stores in the US carry it, mostly in the cracker aisle. It's mostly a novelty though.

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We'd only ever eat it on road trips. Doesn't require refrigeration, and it's neater than sliced cheese.

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lemmy.zip

We aren't frightened, because our definition of cheese is different.

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I had the same idea for a while, but as taco addicted Norwegians unsatisfied with the current cheese options in our meaty tex mex burritos, and we were seduced by Adam Ragusea's cheese sauce with sodium citrate emulsifier.

We tried and dropped the whole "mix lemon juice with baking soda until no longer tart" and just bought the finished sodium citrate (E331) instead.

The result with that was a cheddar sauce so smooth and awesome that I don't believe for a second that any of you to the south could outcompete it, no matter how expensive or funky you go.

Perfectly emulsified cheddar cheese sauce is magnificent. It was like 90% cheddar. It was delicious.

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dustyDatareply
lemmy.world

In some countries that cheese in a can stuff cannot be legally called cheese. It's a dairy product, or something like that.

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Like I said in different comment, mayo is egg product, but calling it eggs is wrong. Same here. If it's made from cheese and turned into mush with bunch of other elements, then it's not cheese it's cheese flavored mush or cheese based mush.

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lemmy.ml

There's a ton of degenerate things in Europe too. For instance, italians have a pizza with potatoes on top. Swedes like cheese inside their coffee. Swedes also like tomato sauce, cheese and i think ham paste off an aluminium toothpaste like squeeze tube. Swedes are absolute lovable degenerates.

Germans have these devices which look like a massive cow tit to "milk" as it were, their ketchup and mayonnaise from.

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yea bruv crisps are great on the meat lover's pie we got here, just put on half a bag of salt and vinegar walkers and you'll be grinning

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lemmy.world

France has "ketchup and pasta." I figured it would be some fancy, European ketchup. Nope, Heinz out of the bottle. Heretics.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

I'm fairly sure that's not a thing. It's certainly something I've never ever heard of

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Bigmousereply
lemmy.world

Im german and wtf are you talking about? Certainly doesn't ring a bell based off your description

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In Finland we have these at some restaurants, more often on a fast food places at the kitchen:

Apparently they're more convenient to use for the kitchen staff than a squirt bottle. Fill the thing with ketchup/mustard/mayonnaise and you can 'milk' appropriate amount of whatever on the dish. They're not commonly used by customers, for obvious reasons.

And cheese in coffee is absolutely a thing, but it's not just any cheese, you need to have bread cheese.

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I saw them in fairs and public events. It's like a big bottle of condiment with a huge cow tit, like the picture that has been posted here.

I used one while eating my white brattwurst.

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Array_Xreply
sopuli.xyz

They are called "Euterspender" (udder dispenser)

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ECBreply

Literally never seen one, but they looks quite practical!

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Sweden is the undisputed champion of "If you like it, you like it. If it works, it works."

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Swedes like cheese inside their coffee.

When I read horrifying things about other countries' cuisines I usually just shrug and say 'cultural differences'. Eggs boiled in piss? 'Cultural differences'. Duck embryos on toast? 'Cultural differences'. Cheese swarming with maggots? 'Cultural differences'.

But this... if a Swede popped up in front of me right now and said "yeah, I like to inject hot ham water directly into my eyeballs", I think I'd have a better shot at understanding and accepting.

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Oh yeah. I also saw a lettuce and fries pizza in Sweden. It was as terrible as it sounded.

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In the Netherlands it is fairly common to spread margarine on bread (along with something like chocolate sprinkles, cold cuts or cheese). I think it tastes disgusting.

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kroniskreply
lemmy.world

Swedes in general do not like cheese in their coffee and would have no idea what you're talking about. I can only assume you're thinking of kaffeost/juustoleipä which is only found locally in certain areas of the north and Finland. It's also delicious by the way, think salty cubes of hard cheese that you put in coffee and eat with a spoon. It makes a squeaking sound between your teeth and can also be eaten on the side as a cheesecake with cloudberry jam. (The coffee should also be pot-boiled in the traditional way.)

Swedes used to drink coffee in small cups with 1-2 lumps of sugar and cream in it. That was the standard way for adults to drink coffee 40 years ago here before globalization really kicked in - now a standard café in Sweden is exactly like anywhere else in the world.

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I do not quite remember local word for it, but yes, i saw it while travelling through Kiruna, so it was in the north.

I had it. My southern European self considered becoming anti Schengen because of it. I love your country, but you people should be banned from having coffee.

Also yeah, the whole world is very similar in many aspects, but the comment was about funny degenerate things I've seen across Europe and that is pretty degenerate. Just poking a little fun, is all.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Germans have these devices which look like a massive cow tit to "milk" as it were, their ketchup and mayonnaise from.

What is that supposed to be? I have never seen anything like that lol. In Germany there are bottles with Ketchup...

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You'll probably only see it at events. They come in huge bottles. Yeah they do, but the tit, after you get over it, is quite awesome.

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I can get ketchup from a massive cow tit!? holy shit based.

omg I found them these are actually brilliant, unlike the pump bottles you'll never get the random money shot of condiment that misses your hotdog completely and gets on your shirt.

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Swedes like cheese inside their coffee

They should try it with Easy Cheese! Cannot possibly be worse than that already sounds

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Swedes also like tomato sauce, cheese and i think ham paste off an aluminium toothpaste like squeeze tube.

Yeah, it's basically a squeezy sandwich.

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kbin.social

Is it really easier than cutting a block.
It's just fucking disgusting and wasteful

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Homemade(milk, vinegar, sieve) cottage cheese takes two minutes and tastes like cheese.

Cheez wiz is the epitome of toxic capitalism.

I know not really, but this post is about cheese so chill.

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lemmy.world

I love it. It actually contains cheese too. The ingredients aren't any worse than boxed mac and cheese.

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accideathreply
lemmy.world

I’ve tried american boxed mac n cheese once. I think it was also kraft brand. It was utterly disgusting. Had nothing to do with cheese and barely with maccaroni… eating a block of butter is a strangely similar yet more pleasant experience and probably more nutritious.

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JokeDeityreply
lemm.ee

What the fuck are you cheese Nazis on about? Why do you keep saying things aren't cheese when they are made of cheese?

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accideathreply
lemmy.world

Just because something is made out of something doesn’t mean it is that thing. Here in Germany for example, sth that doesn’t contain at least 50% actual cheese cannot be sold as „cheese“ but as „made out of cheese“.

And actually, American kraft mac n cheese sauce mix does not even contain cheese at all and neither does spray cheese. It contains dairy products like whey and milkfat but literally no actual cheese.

I have no problems with cheese dips or processed cheese that are sometimes less then 10% cheese and mostly just water, fat and some other processed dairy products. They‘re also quite far removed from actual cheese but for one, they actually include cheese and more importantly, they don’t taste like I’m eating warm butter that dreams of being a real cheese someday.

Never tried spray cheese but to be honest, I don’t really feel the need to. I’m certain that actual cheese, be it gouda, emmental, camembert, parmesan, cheddar, brie, edam, mimolette, gorgonzola, feta, mozzarella, fol épi or really almost any non processed cheese does a better job at being cheese than spray cheese, that, per definition, at least where I live, literally isn’t cheese at all.

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Wooshockreply
lemmy.world

I'm looking at the ingredients right now and both products say that they have cheddar cheese.

Though I would imagine the United States' rules for what can be called cheese vs what can't is a lot different than Germany

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From what I read on the Web, they don’t specify cheese at all in the ingredients list… And I was looking at the US sites

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lemm.ee

It's real cheese you troglodytes, just because it isn't from a wheel aged in a cave in a specific region of Europe doesn't mean it's not real cheese.

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It has to come from a specific never-effing* pre-historic cave-dwelling cheese from the Cheese region of Franco-Switzerland

*Fine, auto-correct. Fine. You win this one

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