Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know...
Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.
I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.
I'll get 2% cashback.
3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.
"fuck it"
This one is pretty much my go-to lol
It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me
I can change her
Time to toilet train that kid
That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick
"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"
Checks out.
Also an Aussie thing. We likely nicked it from them like Esky.
Esky? In NZ it's a chilly bin.
Car hole
Used in Canada, not a saying from any particular dialect likely actually.
Commonwealth maybe?
Edit: wiki references seem to indicate it's predominantly ANZ
Leroy Jenkins
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”
It's a calculated risk.
if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.
By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"
Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know...
I'll pull out.
How many “bad decisions”?
4
You have backups? Novel concept.
Lmao
Still better than 90% of folks.
Nobody has backups until they successfully restore one.
I love veeam surebackup, automated restore testing is great.
Never, ever trust the backup.
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!
"What's the worst that can happen?"
"Watch this shit!"
"One more couldn't hurt."
And the classic, "hold my beer".
This is the correct answer.
Yolo
I'm an adult, I can do what I want.
Found Cartman
Fuck it, we ball
For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.
This thread is not good for me.
Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.
Thanks mate, I'm staying strong but every upvote feels like someone whispering "do it" to me.
Sorry folks, I'm being better.
Insert dew it meme
Fuck it, we ball
"What's the worst thing that could happen?"
"Fuck it"
"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"
"I'll deal with it on the fly"
"Yolo"
"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".
"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"
Huh, I wonder what this does.
Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!
this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making
Another drink couldn't hurt
"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."
Me, but 30 instead of 60
"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"
'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"
"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"
"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"
Various forms of sunk cost fallacy!
"that's a problem for future me"
Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.
Or just "Oh well..." preceded or followed by a sigh, a shrug, or both.
You've been there too!
"I can sleep when I'm dead"
What's the worst that can happen?
Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs
I deserve this
Treat yourself
"it'll probably work out"
Will you marry me?
"At least I learned who I was".
I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.
"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"
"What's the worst that could happen?"
A minute later: "Oh, that."
YOLO
i hope I won't regret doing this
One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"
I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"
What could possibly go wrong?
"It'll work"
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
HASHTAG YOLO!
Seems edible to me
Jesus hates cowards!
Mine is similar, and it's a reference to a Tomahawk song. God hates a coward!
Only 1 way to find out...
We're not here to fuck spiders
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldn’t but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
"we've all gotta die someday!"
“I wonder…“
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Risk it for the biscuit
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
Hey y'all watch this!
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
This time it'll be different
I’ll apologize later
“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”
Just one more
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Looked good on paper
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
Hold my beer, Imma try something
God hates a coward!
Go big or go home.
Well, let's see what we get.
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!
Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker
Oh, the first month is 90% off
Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!
"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short
I’m sure last time was a fluke
"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"
“This will be either badass or really stupid.”
I'm either going to be a badass or a dumbass.
It'll be fine.
YOLO!
"No risk - no fun"
What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)
Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this
"Whatever happens, happens"
"It is what it is"
Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?
In for a penny....
"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.
“I’ll be careful.”
A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.
Lazuliiiiiiiiiiiiii
I'll do that later
TLDR
Fuck it wie ball
Easy come, easy go.
Let's do this like Judas