Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know...
Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.
I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.
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I'll get 2% cashback.
3% if I can use my phone to tap. I don’t even need my wallet to fuck myself.
"fuck it"
This one is pretty much my go-to lol
It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me
I can change her
Time to toilet train that kid
That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick
"That's a problem for future me" "ah she'll be right" "fuck it what's the worst that could happen"
Checks out.
Also an Aussie thing. We likely nicked it from them like Esky.
Esky? In NZ it's a chilly bin.
Car hole
Used in Canada, not a saying from any particular dialect likely actually.
Commonwealth maybe?
Edit: wiki references seem to indicate it's predominantly ANZ
Leroy Jenkins
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”
It's a calculated risk.
if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
It's always better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.
By the way, if you see your mother this weekend, tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!"
Such a great album opener. I love when people are hearing it for the first time and turn up the volume to hear the intro better and then, well, you know...
I'll pull out.
How many “bad decisions”?
4
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
FUCKIN' THING SUCKS!
You have backups? Novel concept.
Still better than 90% of folks.
Lmao
Nobody has backups until they successfully restore one.
I love veeam surebackup, automated restore testing is great.
Never, ever trust the backup.
Yolo
"What's the worst that can happen?"
"Watch this shit!"
"One more couldn't hurt."
And the classic, "hold my beer".
This is the correct answer.
I'm an adult, I can do what I want.
Found Cartman
Fuck it, we ball
For 3 days I've been hovering over the checkout button on £800 of computer parts I can't afford so that I can play starfield properly.
This thread is not good for me.
Don't do it dude(tte). Save up for it. The game will still be there in a while, it will have received some bugfixing patches, mods will be developed, and on top of that the parts will probably be cheaper by then.
Thanks mate, I'm staying strong but every upvote feels like someone whispering "do it" to me.
Sorry folks, I'm being better.
Insert dew it meme
Fuck it, we ball
"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"
"What's the worst thing that could happen?"
"Fuck it"
"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"
"I'll deal with it on the fly"
"Yolo"
"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".
Huh, I wonder what this does.
this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making
Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!
Oh well... fuck it, let's do it.
Or just "Oh well..." preceded or followed by a sigh, a shrug, or both.
You've been there too!
"I've gotten this far, might as well go all the way through"
'"I need to live with my consequences of my decisions"
"it may turn out to be a mistake but It will be my mistake"
"if I didn't want to follow through why did I even leave the sofa? Of course I must commit"
Various forms of sunk cost fallacy!
"that's a problem for future me"
"I don't intend to live beyond 60 anyway."
Me, but 30 instead of 60
Another drink couldn't hurt
"I can sleep when I'm dead"
What's the worst that can happen?
I deserve this
Treat yourself
Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs
YOLO
Will you marry me?
"What's the worst that could happen?"
A minute later: "Oh, that."
"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"
What could possibly go wrong?
One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"
I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"
"At least I learned who I was".
I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.
"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
i hope I won't regret doing this
"it'll probably work out"
HASHTAG YOLO!
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
"It'll work"
Seems edible to me
Jesus hates cowards!
Mine is similar, and it's a reference to a Tomahawk song. God hates a coward!
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
Only 1 way to find out...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldn’t but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
We're not here to fuck spiders
"we've all gotta die someday!"
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
“I wonder…“
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Hey y'all watch this!
This time it'll be different
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.
Risk it for the biscuit
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
Just one more
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Looked good on paper
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Nothing could possibly go wrong
“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”
Go big or go home.
Well, let's see what we get.
God hates a coward!
Hold my beer, Imma try something
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
I’ll apologize later
It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!
Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!
“This will be either badass or really stupid.”
I'm either going to be a badass or a dumbass.
"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short
"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"
I’m sure last time was a fluke
It'll be fine.
YOLO!
Oh, the first month is 90% off
Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker
"Whatever happens, happens"
"It is what it is"
In for a penny....
"No risk - no fun"
“I’ll be careful.”
A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.
What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)
Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this
"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.
Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?
Fuck it wie ball
I'll do that later
Let's do this like Judas
TLDR
Lazuliiiiiiiiiiiiii
Easy come, easy go.