Spyke

Smooth hair free legs make you run faster in CS2.

They also make it easier to slip into cute femboy outfits.

Win-win!

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

If you like to play a girl character in a video game, you might like playing one in real life

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Nah! I just want someone hot to look at. What am I doing to do, watch a dude for 40 hours? Gaaaaayyyyyy!

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You mean you don't know about the speed exploit? When you use this you gain +2 dexterity but lose -2 cold resistance. But the -2 cold resistance can be negated by equipping a pair of programmer socks and also gives you +2 comfort!

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Neatoreply
kbin.social

Do the programmer socks come in striped and thigh high for additional cold res?

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sh.itjust.works

I am not in on this, can someone educate me so that I can understand your weird jokes?

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SGGreply
lemmy.world

The ad on the left is for gaming products, but the picture is for a hair eraser/exfoliator. The joke is that gamers are all uWu femboys.

I mean, a lot of us probably are, but there's going to be a few that are outliers.

Then again, I like my legs being hair free, especially during summer, makes me feel cooler (but only temperature wise, I'm as awkward as all hell otherwise)

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yeehawreply
lemmy.ca

Uh oh. I don't know what uWu is. Sorry :(

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bitspleasereply
lemmy.ml

Is a "hair exfoliator" as painful to use as it sounds?

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It's like using a very fine-grit sandpaper on your legs, so if that's what you were imagining... yes? Maybe? You basically slowly buff off the hair.

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Pencilnoobreply
lemmy.world

Amazon ads for "gamer" stuff that is otherwise very femme coded happens when Amazon thinks you are trans and serves you ads about it (presumably before the recipient knows)

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That's indeed interesting, I never get femme coded stuff recommended and I'm a cis woman gamer... Amazon just wants to sell me faster SSDs

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Varykreply
sh.itjust.works

Oh sorry I should have been more specific. What is the product that the joke is about?

Or is it just a funny pink shape that is feminine and that is the joke?

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Huh, okay thanks. I'll usethe reverse image search next time, I forgot Google introduced that

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