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QubaXRreply
lemmy.world

Get out of my head. Came here to post pretty much the same words.

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They obviously left out a word.

“relationships. amiright?”

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Rinreply
lemm.ee

That's a tablecloth.

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Rhynoplazreply
lemmy.world

No, at the end of the fortune you say "in bed"

It makes it middle school funny.

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kbin.social

Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha

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Rinreply
lemm.ee

Maybe we were destined to meet?

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Seems to work with the "in bed" tradition I guess.

Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like "What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?" or "When will I meet these friends next?" or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.

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