Nicki Minaj teased as new White House press secretary
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Will she outlast the Liz Truss lettuce?
if there is a god ... please, make this happen oh my god nothing would be funnier
Honestly I'd love to watch the shit show if Nikki, Kid Rock, fat Superman, or Ted Nugent were made White Press Secretary.
This would legitimately be hilarious. As much as I detest Trump and everything MAGA, I hope he does the funniest thing.
Sure. Why not? Nothing surprises me any more with the shitshow that the USA has become.
The free press already largely a thing of the past. They either read corporate PR, or put spin on corporate PR.
Am I the only one who never understood why she got so famous? Her music has always been awful.
Butt implants.
She had one phenomenal verse on a Kanye track 16 years ago, and everyone spent five years hoping she'd do it again. By the time it became apparent that the verse was a fluke, she had adequately installed herself in pop culture.
c/NotTheOnion
Oh my god, PLEASE DO THIS. I'll get the popcorn out.
Nicki has electrolytes.
She's married to a registered sex offender. Of course she supports rapists like Trump.
I did a double-take. This is amazing
This isn't a tease so much as a thinly veiled threat.
Or the latest Fox sitcom pilot. I can't tell anymore.
Enough already. The US is already the laughing stock of the world. No need to double down.
What a fucking circus.
Exactly as Russia planned. Everything is going according to the plan.
You underestimate American incompetence.
It just made it easier
I honestly want this to happen. It would be so hilarious at this point.
I also want this inflicted on my jackass parents
It would be my father's personal racist hell
in fairness, at trump we already know all the options are ridiculous. I mean after the entire whitehouse pubic staff co-ordinated to answer all questions from reporters with "your mom", when the whole administrations strategy for appearing before congress is burn books of personal attacks to deflect questions.
Hey now, pubes have purpose. Trump staff, less so.
Did that really happen? Oh Lord.
https://newrepublic.com/post/202064/donald-trump-pete-hegseth-tie-your-mom
https://newrepublic.com/post/202021/karoline-leavitt-attacks-reporter-your-mom-comeback
Pubic staff!! Lol
Unintentionally accurate.
Oh baby we way past double
I mean.... they keep doubling which results in exponential growth of the stupidity
What a feckless cunt.
And Nicki is shit too.
"This Hour Has 22 Minutes" did a sketch about this right after what's-her-face got fired.
That was funny. This is not.
She's going to rap about the WAP: wicked associated press
I wonder how hardcore MAGA would respond. This might be a good idea lol.
Wouldn't it be amazing if Trump lost his base of hardcore racists? Those are the only ones who have stuck around all this time. It'd be great to see the meltdown.
He'd never lose them, maga is world class at recounting any and all developments into their own personal "this is good for Bitcoin" moment
Apparently they like their token black friend. She says all the right things
...isn't it Tolkien ?
Is he getting an orc to be press secretary?
I think that's racist?
Right? Don't they love them some Candace Owens?
I thought Candace was in the MAGA dog house for going way to overt over Jews over the last year or so?
And isnt she still be sued by the Macrons for insinuating Brigitte was a man all along?
Candace is currently i guess 'going through it'...
...because she is describing everyone who is suspicious of the 'data privacy' app she does commercials for, which has ties to the NSA, Mossad, and whose CEO/frontman is 'ex' CIA...
... she is describing people who find that sketchy, as conspiracy theorists.
The Charlie Kirk conspiracies were largely popular with her crowd, she basically/arguably was the singular person most responsible for tearing MAGA in half, basically white/christian supremacists/nativists on one side, pro perma warmachine + digital panopticon zionist neocons on the other.
For a while, she was relatively very powerful as basically the prime figure / leader of the anti-Zionist/anti-Jewish* half of MAGA that became that half largely because of a split she largely caused.
*(we have to note here that right wingers are seemingly largely incapable of understanding that jew != zionist, so for them, they are basically always both anti zionist and just actually anti-semitic at the same time.)
But now, she is losing a good chunk of her side (white supremacists/christian theofascists) because she is calling everyone who questions her own ties to the permawarmachine zionist necons... a ridiculous conspiracy theorist.
Maybe? It's hard to keep track of all the various squabbling between all the con artists running a grift on maga.
As far as I know, she's still running whatever show she had. { searches }
Oh yeah, guess she got fired from Daily Wire, but YT carries her. For some reason, I kept hearing all this nonsense about how liberal Big Tech was, and how so many conservatives were so very "cancelled".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candace_Owens#Post-Daily_Wire_career
They can't be racist of they have black friends!!!
I would hope the /s isn't necessary.
Any other timeline and I'd laugh at this thinking it was a great joke. This one tho...
I literally laughed outloud the first time somebody told me that Trump was running for president. I didn't think it could possibly have been real.
Same. I thought the dumbass was a punchline for decades. But for that goddamned game show he was given...
It is….
Right?
Seriously…
I mean damn, really, Nicki fucking Minaj...the joke writes itself.
That could be funny. How about a male porn star?
Rebecca Sugar spinning in her chair for having Minaj guest star in Steven Universe in light of all this.
Yeah, people half his age go to the toilet to poop, he skips that step entirely.
supa bass
I'd like to see where all the concerned voices when an artist has an opinion not aligning with theirs will be. "Focus on your music"