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smegreply
feddit.uk

“This morning the Mammoth Lakes library had a special visitor before the doors opened for patrons,” the office’s statement said. “We can only assume the new Li-BEAR-ian was looking for a copy of Winnie-the-Pooh, published 100 years ago today!”

The local authority already beat you to the pun!

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betterdeadthanredditreply
lemmy.world

Those conniving bastards. Must've stopped paying attention by that part, I was preoccupied with thoughts of a bear pushing a cart of returns between the shelves or scanning cards and books at the check-out desk.

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tetris11reply
feddit.uk

"can I return this book? It's 1 day overdue..."

*R O A W R*

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bedwyrreply
piefed.ca

Bear pun are the easiest, but that was a good one they used in that statement about the incident.

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bedwyrreply
piefed.ca

Ah, the shame will bearly register nowadays no worries, so bear that in mind.

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tetris11reply
feddit.uk

Here, have some camembear cheese, it'll make you all warm and fuzzy

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