Tell me what to do today, and I will report back.
My life is in your hands Lemmy
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Tell a loved one how much they mean to you
I did this and they said 'wow'
Drink some water. At least 500 ml
I failed but I will try again tomorrow
I did better today, but still room for improvement
Quit Windows, install Linux.
already did that a long time ago
Quit linux. Install Temple OS.
Take a shower
doing that more now
Eat healthy foods in moderation, exercise, get to bed on time and don't do any drugs.
trying
This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen
I'm honestly surprised that it's been 13 hours and no one has suggested OP kill himself.
This thread was very wholesome!
yeah kinda surprising lol
Install elite dangerous. See you next year
Maybe we shouldn't encourage OP to self harm? :D
idk what that is
Your task for today is to find out what it is then.
Bring spreadsheet
looks like a modern version of this: https://droidify.app/app/?id=com.brucelet.spacetrader&repo_address=https%3A%2F%2Ff-droid.org%2Farchive
Geez - you pissed somebody off, as the link's dead now. Found Endless Sky, tho.
EDIT: Found Space Trader, too.
EDIT 2: Didn't have the F-Droid Archive repository enabled in my Droid-ify app, now I've got it. Sorry for any confusion.
I loved that game on my Palm Pilot way back in the day.
Find a trans person & tell them how pretty/handsome they are (whichever matches how they present themselves, of course).
I don't know any
That’s why you have to find them
Discreetly.
Make sure to drink enough water. Not too much water though.
not interested
Your best
I think I did this ok
Eat beans for dinner. At least three kinds
I actually did this lol
Fuck yeah
Help someone in need.
Whoa. Slow down there. Baby steps.
It can just be something small! Help a tourist with directions. Help an elderly person cross the road. Give a homeless person some food or water. Things like that.
I offered TBD if they accept
Spend time today just to doodle for 20+ minutes.
No music, no background videos
Just a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and creativity
If you need a theme, how about "cozy"?
Dear reader,
You must dance.
closest I got was exercise
You can dance if you want to
You can leave your friends behind
25 pushups before the end of the day
I got to get in better shape first, but I'm working on it
Rise and grind gamer
be kind to yourself
this one is hard but I'm trying
Blow up the mooooon!!!
impossible
Well, ya; not with that attitude
Find a really nice stick and bring it home, give it a place to live
Touch grass
I did that with my shoes
Watch the virus email episode of Homestar Runner.
pretty nice
"It's in a better place now. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it"
I can relate! I can relate!
Followed by Trogdor
already seen
Drink water
done
Stretch, only eat within a 6 hour window each day, take lsd
Enjoy your day
pretty good day
Good, and to be sure that it wasn't just a fluke do it right again today.
Install bonzi buddy, the true AI.
looks bad
Get some chocolate cookies
no too fat
Make a good cup of coffee and smoke a bowl. Proceed from there.
Spank it like a monkey in a mango tree
Take out JFK
Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else's breakfast. When he finished he declared these "chicken ovulations" to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children's hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .
Is everyone confusing JFK with RFK, or am I missing something?
Whoopsy, misread the post... Just too much wishful thinking I guess.
Make some paper.
no idea how
https://lemmy.today/post/44387660
Don't do what I tell you.
easy
Division by zero?
Try and ablate an AI model then ask it to make hentai of your favourite animated character. Or I dunno go for a walk
You need to not poop for three days.
too late
Never forget
Have some sex
Make contact with the darkness within, ask it how it feels about you and where you're at in life.
not sure how
Cut down a tree
had someone else do it
Immediately regret making this post
Self-host Lemmy instance. Go.
no idea how to do that
take someones left over glp1
The urge to say the thing I'm sure most of us thought jokingly.
But don't do it OP, we care about you. Not really but it's the right thing to do.
You can be the hero we need without a prefix.
Gay sex (if you're really up for it and also w consent)
Write a song or poem
Cut your nails.
did that
go gym
I exercised
hell yeah
Sub 35 minute 5k run.
Dig a latrine and poop in it.
poop on your plants in the yard.
Try something new that you've wanted to try for a long time.
I can't think of anything
What about music? Drum a 3 minute improv song in a surface of your choice, bonus points for random improv lyrics
I made a mild attempt
Play Fallout New Vegas, The Witcher 3, or Civilization 2: Test of Time
I don't have any money
No worries, you can just sail the seas 🏴☠️
gimmme ten trillion dollar
https://lemmy.zip/comment/29516929
Read The Victorian Internet by Tom Standage.
Left • Right
make toilet paper moonshine
idk how
Toilet paper, yeast, sugar. If you're a thirst trap, fart on the concoction for mad profits.
I believe the famous Nile Red on YouTube has made exactly such a video