Memes·General Memes & Private ChucklebyLadyButterfly she/her They did the mathView original on piefed.blahaj.zone346Comments24Reply
NNeverclear replylemmy.dbzer0.comThat might work in your favor. I wouldn't cross that bridge with anything less than a 40 inch waist.1Reply
JJesus_666 lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesGiven the fog I'd say it's either important insights about how I suffocated my sick wife or a neat bow to shoot dinosaurs with.8Reply
Widdershins lemmy.world3Hide 3 replies35 to 40 minutes. I'd probably stop and take a dump if nobody is around.7Reply
Whats_your_reasoning replylemmy.worldMy first thought: Wtf? Why would y- My second thought: Actually, that sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.7Reply
HHootinNHollerin replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyAh the sweet liberation of an air dump. Almost as glorious as taking a dump as you’re pulled in the water behind a boat for a bidet you won’t forget4Reply
llordbritishbusiness lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI'm sure I'd stop to take in the view, bounce the bridge or check something at some point. Give me 40m to be safe. And maybe no one else on it so I can shake it a bit without someone in the distance screaming.6Reply
Corkyskog replysh.itjust.worksThat's a long-ass bridge. I am sure I can walk like 3km/hr, so it's like 1.5km bridge.2Reply
ZZarobi aussie.zoneWhat do you do if you meet a large Scotsman playing the bagpipes coming the other way?5Reply
iikidd lemmy.dbzer0.comIs it allowed if I try to get it swinging when I get to the middle? I might waste some time there.2Reply
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An African or European swallow?
What? I don't know that!
Aaaaaah
31 minutes. I'm out of shape.
That might work in your favor. I wouldn't cross that bridge with anything less than a 40 inch waist.
Half an hour.
Given the fog I'd say it's either important insights about how I suffocated my sick wife or a neat bow to shoot dinosaurs with.
Turok?
Or Silent Hill 2, yes.
35 to 40 minutes. I'd probably stop and take a dump if nobody is around.
My first thought: Wtf? Why would y-
My second thought: Actually, that sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Ah the sweet liberation of an air dump. Almost as glorious as taking a dump as you’re pulled in the water behind a boat for a bidet you won’t forget
Ahhh the elusive spotted brown river corn snake.
I'm sure I'd stop to take in the view, bounce the bridge or check something at some point. Give me 40m to be safe. And maybe no one else on it so I can shake it a bit without someone in the distance screaming.
That's a long-ass bridge. I am sure I can walk like 3km/hr, so it's like 1.5km bridge.
30 mintues, apparently.
What do you do if you meet a large Scotsman playing the bagpipes coming the other way?
Stability
$1 million and a loaded gun pointed at my back.
The loaded gun alone should suffice.
Not me. Both.
Is it allowed if I try to get it swinging when I get to the middle? I might waste some time there.
More or less
A walk