"Warning: will understand any muttering under your breath, discern thoughts based on facial expressions plus body language, anticipate what you will say before you can finish saying it, and the only thing preventing them from finishing your sentences before you do is they've learned that it's rude. Hates phone calls because it makes them feel blind."
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WARNING: Prone to spilling things
Stay back nine meters, risk of amputation.
Faulty colon, expect gas leaks.
"Waking times fluctuate. Check site for operating hours"
For entertainment purposes only
POOR IMPULSE CONTROL
Tattooed in black across my forehead
Any message tattooed in black across a forehead says "poor impulse control"
Not if the tattoo was put there by The State as a form of punishment and/or warning for people in my general vicinity!
This isn’t my original idea, it’s stolen from Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.
"Contains salt"
Please don't yell at me. Will cry
"Warning: will understand any muttering under your breath, discern thoughts based on facial expressions plus body language, anticipate what you will say before you can finish saying it, and the only thing preventing them from finishing your sentences before you do is they've learned that it's rude. Hates phone calls because it makes them feel blind."
I do my own stunts and It's safe to assume I have no clue what I'm doing