A lady tells her milkman she wants to take a bath in milk
"I read that milk is good for your skin" she tells the milkman. "Can you bring me enough so I can take a milk bath?"
"Sure I can. Would you like it pasteurized?" He asks.
She thinks about it and says "No, just up to my shoulders"
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I know we're simple people who enjoy simple jokes, but that's probably the best one I've seen in a long time.
He said "you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best."
She said "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to me chest".
Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)
Poor Ernie :(
says on wikipedia that the song was written in 1955 so this joke is potentially 71 years old, but the oldest released version is from 1970: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef6edDwphhk&t=47s
it's a classic anyway
That takes me back a bit!
http://batheinmymilk.com/
Lmao I love his expression
"Twenty dollars is twenty dollars."
Although, the rope next to tub suggests that this may be pro bono on his part.
Why is the rope going under the bathtub?
Why is there rope?
There is so much wrong with this image that I don't know where to start.
100% this is in the backrooms somewhere.
That toilet is disgusting.
Everything looks so grimy. I hope these dudes brought their own towels.
I'm really hoping it's an art project and people aren't just volunteering to go to what's clearly an old lady murder house.
and tetanus shots.
Wow. Already working on the storyboard for the movie
No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes.
From South Park.
First time I heard this joke was here. At about 50 seconds South Park - Milk Man
Comes back with a tiny carton
He brought condensed
This is the second milk joke. What is going on.
Big mommy milker tiddies has been the topic for the past ~36 hours. Milk jokes just bring themselves at this point.
People want to use the past your eyes joke again and it’s too soo.
but no one drinks past your eyes any more!
The milk is clearly below the eyes!
Is that sprem samples?
Harvested from fallen IDF solders
Well done.
I don't get it. I read it as "past-the-waist" - the answer should be "Yes, up to my shoulders".
I think it’s “past your eyes”
Oh damn, thanks, I tried to find another mispronunciation-understanding but didn't think of that. Past-you-ized, okay, I was obviously reading "past-yer-wized"