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Equations [SMBC]

Zach Weinersmith | website

::: spoiler Alt Text That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. :::

::: spoiler Bonus Panel :::

::: spoiler Transcript 10-panel SMBC comic update.

All the panels are dialogue-less.

Two researchers are writing equations on a chalkboard.

A janitor watches them from afar.

The researchers leave as the janitor is still mopping the floor.

The janitor walks up to the chalkboard and writes on it with purpose, admires what he wrote, and leave late in the evening.

The two researchers return at dawn, and are shocked by what is written on the blackboard.

Over their half-erased equations, the text “ChatGPT, do a breakthru, no mistakes, thankx.” :::

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lemmy.world

Seriously. I have a product I just invented that I might be able to make a living manufacturing and selling (it's a cheap but effective practice instrument) but I'm not so much as uploading photos from my old digital camera before I talk to an IP lawyer (I can think of one specific patent I might be infringing) just in case Amazon starts getting ideas

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I didn't actually watch this one. I like his videos but don't keep up with him. However, I'll never forget the markers.

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lemmy.world

Here is a breakthrough in mathematics right quick. It’s 1+1=1 because the two ones have been fused together to make a longer number but it’s still one.

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lemmy.zip

Johannes Kepler lost his nose because of an argument of 2+2=5 with greater values of 2. You deserve to lose a nose.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe#Tycho's_nose

On 29 December 1566 at the age of 20, Tycho lost part of his nose in a sword duel with a fellow Danish nobleman, his third cousin Manderup Parsberg. At an engagement party at the home of Professor Lucas Bachmeister on 10 December the two had drunkenly quarreled over who was the superior mathematician.[12] On 29 December, the cousins resolved their feud with a duel in the dark. Though the two were later reconciled, in the duel Tycho lost the bridge of his nose and gained a broad scar across his forehead.[13]

It's sort of like how Russian's prove who has the better car insurer after an accident

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This is the opposite of what I've heard about extremely large values of two.

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lemmy.world

I thought 1 + 1 = 11, specifically because it's two ones fused together?

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