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lemmy.world

It’s a texture thing for me, and also… I’m not chewing gentials.

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I have a feeling that people wouldn't put their genitals in my mouth anymore if I chewed them, so I generally try to avoid doing that. Generally... :3

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NoPankoreply
feddit.uk

That isn’t rotting… Its the starches converting to sugar

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lemmy.zip

By that logic a green banana doesn't ripen into a yellow banana it rots

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As someone who prefers bananas on the green side:

Yes 😎

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arrow74reply
lemmy.zip

The sugar in this grape juice hasn't been converted into wine it rotted into alcohol!

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lemmy.world

That's just your ingrained instincts working correctly.

The oral is moreso just lust overriding your intelligence, logic and rationality, despite supposedly everyone going through the same education system.

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The oral is moreso just lust overriding your intelligence, logic and rationality...

Yeah...sounds about right for me 😂

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lemmy.world

Who doesnt love some genitals in their mouth? On the other hand, who wants icky brown banana?!

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I'm sorry 😭
They're actually one of my favorite fruits and banana milkshakes are the best ❤️

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lemmy.zip

I feel like a relatively small fraction of modern generations are regularly having oral sex.

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lemmy.world

Yeah because if I do a really good job eating the banana it is still never going to reciprocate and suck my cock.

Funny that.

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slrpnk.net

If your partner's genitals had a big new brown streak on them, would you still put them in your mouth?

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

To be perfectly honest? Probably.
I've had worse things in my mouth...

::: spoiler substances, TMI I used to experiment with amanita muscaria and pantherina and that...was fucking awful. Literally the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.

Whatever effects those had, it wasn't worth the vomiting and overwhelming nausea that always followed. Don't do it. :::

Basically, if my partner tells me to get on my knees and start sucking...I just do, zero resistance, no questions asked 😆
But that's just me...

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Well it sounds like you're just a good girl doing what she's supposed to. Can't blame ya for that. Really it's on your partner to not be having you to put any fresh brown streaks in your mouth :P

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lemmy.world

Into the blender for a milkshake or smoothie with that one

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lauhareply
lemmy.world

Don't tell me what to do. You're not my real mom!

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lemmy.world

In the blender? Far be it from me to yuck your yum

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nord.pub

Does eating that part of the banana increase the chances of my own dick getting sucked?

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My wife caught me deep throating a banana, now she just keeps asking if I ever heard of an adult game called "Peglin"?

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Would eat. It’s sweeter. I once had a banana that tasted alcoholic

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Have you tried breathing through your cloaca, like a turtle?

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genitals dont taste weird or have an unpleasant texture. or if they do maybe go to a doctor.

to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(

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They really don't! I'd argue they taste great and have an amazing texture :3
I only have experience with one type of genitals tho...

to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that D:
You'll get there, I believe in you 🩷

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slaacaareply
lemmy.world

It’s whatever generation that is relevant when the meme is reposted

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old enough to actually remember the first time this was posted :) but now I'm on the other side of the meme :(

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The real admission here is that people don't actually like the flavor of bananas because when it darkens like that it's too banana.

I'll still eat it, not gonna waste it.

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To each their own, really. Ripening is a spectrum, it's doesn't have clearly defined boundaries. Some people prefer it very fresh, still hard and others like it when it's already quite soft and don't mind some discoloration or stronger smell. It's exactly the same with fruit.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

ill put that disgusting thing in my mouth but genitals really are much preferable🥺🤤

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Yesss, you get it! :3
No joke, genitals actually taste amazing, lmao
Either that or I'm just weird. Probably both 😜

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slrpnk.net

I just eat that part all at once so I don't have to think about it

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anarchist.nexus

Bananas with a few brown spots are the sweetest and tastiest bananas. Fight me!

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lemmy.zip

It's not about the taste. It's about texture.

I still refuse to eat the brown part. But zamn they make really good candies

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You know, as someone who has issues with the texture of Guacamole and Hummus i can somewhat understand that. (Shame, i love mexican and turkish food, but outside of cooking it for myself it's hard to get something without these condiments)

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pawb.social

guilty

although in terms of which one tastes better it's honestly probably the banana

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pawb.social

ok but does it actually taste good or are you just so euphoric from listening to their sounds of pleasure that you don't care

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The sounds my partner makes are alright, but I'm really not joking when I say (giving) oral is amazing in every way.
I only have experience with cock, but goddamn...the smell, taste, feel and everything else is fiiire 🔥
Dead serious. I should be thanking him for letting me go down on him, not the other way around 😂

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I won't eat any part of a banana unless its in a smoothie.

I'll suck a dick with no hesitation though. Not sure what that means about myself lol.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Hey! I'd like to imagine my generation is having lots of oral sex. I'm rooting for them. Genitals for everyone! 💜

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lemmy.world

Aaahhhnnnd… there’s the oppression of cis-het -males again

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Yeah, this is getting scooped out and tossed to the dog as a treat. She loves to eat whatever I've got on the cutting board (that is safe for dogs); my lil sous chef.

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