Trump orders US government to call AI ‘Super Intelligence’
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/tech/p/1433333/trump-orders-us-government-to-call-ai-super-intelligence
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Will someone PLEASE get this moron a cardboard box to make a fort out of so we can all take a fucking break?!
PedoFashBot it is!
Just have him post everything to www.trumpthoughts.gov.www/trumpthoughts
Super Intelligence according to a super idiot.
Relative to him the bar isn’t very high.
Relative to him, are many people that are both equally as dumb, and also dumber than he is.
No, don't you remember? He's a Very Stable Genius™️
Any outlet that calls AI 'super intelligence' will join the fellow propagandists on my blocklist.
I was thinking that this is going to be a handy litmus test
I was just on a trip with friends down in Tennessee. I had made a comment to my buddy how dumb lifted trucks with the spacers on their wheels are and how I hate them. He said he likes them, because it tells him exactly who the person is and takes any guess work out. A voluntary scarlet letter if you will.
Isn't it wonderful that you are both right
Quantumly correct.
For the nut jobs, too.
Meta called it that couple days ago.
Not that I am able to stop using them. People stuck still in stone age keeping me there.
You can still leave that sewer. I know everyone's situation is different but it really isn't that hard.
I left a while ago and couldn't be happier.
My family uses it for communication. In the past I managed to get them use the at the time trending tech message apps - skype, viber - there was couple more. But they never checked those.
So if I have to msg them on FB to check their msg somewhere else - that's kinda defeats the reason.
SMS exists, or GSM calls... And the rest can go in an email if they're unwilling to use 2 apps.
Not ftom different continents, unles $$.
This will be the thing that pops the AI bubble. King Mierdas' touch.
This is 100% because young people have started referring to anything fake or stupid as "AI". The term AI is becoming a punchline.
I think this is the smartest comment in the thread.
A super intelligent comment if you will.
Just because an LLM seems smart to a senile asshole who has illusions of "being intelligent" because he managed not to fail a dementia test, it is not "intelligent". And not "superintelligent" either.
It's literally intelligent in scientific definition.
In asfar one considers a parrot with a (stolen) dictionary "intelligent".
We've had ANI (Artificial Narrow Intelligence) for a long time. But words have different meanings, and when the layperson uses intelligence, it's not LLMs. It's got a lot of laypersons fooled, no doubt there, but that doesn't mean they'd consider it intelligent if they could get past their own brain fooling them by the presentation. Once you see how it makes mistakes, you realize that it's not. It's useful as a tool if used correctly, but so is a hammer.
Compared to him we all have super-intelligence
They’ve ensured I will NEVER call it that.
😂 Some of this sounds like a child wrote it (emphasis mine):
Well you would be given that no one else calls it that.
But also, have you heard of Qwen? Last time I checked it was as good if not better than American models! (I admit I could be wrong about that now as I haven't checked benchmarks in a few months now)
Well, it’s quite easy being the world leader in your just-made-up field
It's definitely better than American open-weight models. The gap between American flagship models and Chinese open-weight models is closing quickly though.
With the token prices of Chinese models, I seldom reach for American models anymore.
I've spent the last week or so coding an application using nothing but Qwen3.8-27B. I was curious how much I could do entirely with a local model running on my own personal hardware, and it turns out the answer was "everything."
Granted, it's not the fanciest application. But it's fun.
Yep, I've been using that same model pretty heavily too, running on ExLlamaV3. It's very impressive for such a little model!
I'm really looking forward to seeing what Qwen4 is like. 3.8 was just 3.6 with additional training, my understanding is that Qwen4 is new from the ground up.
I hope they make a MoE version. I get like 50 tokens/sec with Qwen3.6-35B-A3B, but can't rely on it quite as much as Qwen3.8-27B.
Sadly they don't seem to have 36B-A3B models on their roadmap any more, they didn't do one for 3.8 either. I agree it was a nice sweet spot between speed and capability, I still use the 3.6 version of 36B-A3B for larger-scale local work. Maybe someone else will aim for that. Or Qwen4 will do something new with the architecture that makes it unnecessary.
My Hermes instance periodically checks the overall open-weight LLM landscape, and it recently recommended trying Ornith 1.5 35B-A3B.
I haven't tried it yet, but on paper, it sounds like it has some potential.
Yawn.
In other words, big tech is paying Trump to help them rebrand. Phenomenal distopia we're living in.
Me talk good, Trump tell microphone. You speak me way! shits himself
So, how do we differentiate now between AI, AGI and ASI?
Are we now going to have
This fucking idiot clearly doesn’t know a thing about out the technology, and he’s going to get a lot of people hurt. All he knows is that AI = money for billionaires.
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To avoid the word repetition I propose "Super Duper Intelligence."
If that ends up being our successors and legacy to the universe I'd at least like it to be saddled with a silly name so they'll remember us.
It's just another distraction. Pay it no mind.
You know a name is catchy when the president orders you to use it.
I’m surprised that he didn’t want it to be called “trump intelligence”.
Or America Intelligence.
No, that's the Strait formerly known as Hormuz.
Why don't you will just replace him as president with someone else and just don't tell him. As long as he gets to sit in the chair for 5 minutes every day and occasionally meet people that he's told her international dignitaries (it's not like he will check) he'll be happy. He can rename everything to America, and have a third term, and arrest all the liberals as much as he likes.
I'm pretty sure that's already happening at this point. He's kept busy with populist stuff while Kushner, Miller, et al are making deals and policy.
Apple and Google already changed their shit
Wait, really?
No?
https://www.apple.com/apple-intelligence/
What was the thought behind this post?
Is that the "everything's computer" guy?
He may not be wrong. The new AI chatbot on America.gov was telling people Biden won in 2020 until that response got censored.
https://www.thewrap.com/industry-news/tech/trump-ai-website-america-gov-biden-2020-election-results/
Helldivers was supposed to be a parody!
Nobody specified of what time period ;)
The dumbest fucker on the planet says a dumb thing. News at 11.
Only that moron would think AI is sUpEr InTeLlIgEnT and not just running on code...
I prefer to call it Ontario Intelligence.
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Worst Case
Sorry, this is a huge missed opportunity. Call it American Intelligence. Americans will love it, everyone else will avoid it. Win win.
This is Trump understanding AI science much like how he understood biology when he suggested injecting bleach or uv lights to fight a virus.
Bold choice promoting something named "si" in a political party that hates Hispanic people
Or the metric system.
But words mean things... Please, let people use words.
I mean, forcing people to use terms that are factually incorrect, this has to be 1st amendment violation, right?
He can take his super intelligence and go jump in lake America.
In other news, Bonespurs orders State Department to call our allies The Super Friends.
🤔 what happens if/when we reach ASI? Do we just call it Super-Duper Intelligence?
Damn it, now I have to create the Super Ignorance community.
Now thats what I call progress.
At least it's a momentary distraction from the dumb shit he could be doing that actually has an impact. He's incapable of doing good so neutral or only slightly bad is better than a lot of alternatives.
That's why he does it. To distract.
No, it's corruption. Big tech loves the attention and he's giving it to them to repay the favor of helping elect him.
How long until Google and Apple start doing the same? Or will they look at all the money it would cost to reprint all the boxes and labels that use “AI” and say nah?
Renaming the category doesn’t change the engineering questions: what benchmark is improving, how often does the system fail, and who is accountable when it acts on a bad output? “Super Intelligence” sounds like a branding exercise unless it comes with measurable definitions and independent evaluation.
If someone tell him it's Spanish he will probably rename it again to Yes.
AI goes rogue and hacks the FBI>MOVE OVER IT'S FUCKING SUPER INTELLIGENCE!!!!!!!!!
Ret*rded "president" trump at it again
But it’s not. Unless I start calling an encyclopedia super intelligent.
Is this because he thinks Superman (a Canadian creation btw), the most famous "super" anything, is still pop culture?
"Very Fast Machine Calculations Using Social Context Cues" is what it should be called. Fuck Governor trump.
It's really just gambling with gaslighting and something telling you good job when it finally does something right.
what a fucking retard
In a country composed of mostly unintelligent beings more akin to robots than humans, who could tell the difference?
I love the guy because of all the heat he generates. MAGA!
Sadly it is mostly in the form of methane.