cat·catsbygigastasio What is Noodle hunting? Wrong answers only.View original on sh.itjust.works284Comments47Reply
bbetterdeadthanreddit lemmy.worldAn Italian tradition. Many have attempted to imitate it but a true connoisseur can always tell the real deal from an impasta.35Reply
SSkua kbin.earth1Hide 1 replyHmm, looks the vicious sort to be hunting for bargains at the supermarket18Reply
ppieberry lemmy.todayAssuming "Noodle" is the name of the cat condo in the photo, Noodle appears to be hunting your cat — its jaws open wide — ready to strike.12Reply
PPratai piefed.caThe concept of mortality and the oppressively heavy idea that at any moment, any and everything you are can suddenly cease to exist outside of the memories of people that probably never even knew the real you. Or it could be a spider.7Reply
SSkua replykbin.earth1Hide 1 replyIt took me longer than it should have to realise that that measuring tape is in inches and your hand is not actually tiny7Reply
SSocialMediaRefugee lemmy.worldWhatever it is you will now spend an hour looking for the bug you are convinced they saw.6Reply
Chozo fedia.io"Noodle hunting" is the newest social media trend where kids shop for the best deals on premium pastas.5Reply
GGoudewup lemmy.dbzer0.com"noodle hunting" is what cohorts of older women call the act of going to bars to try to catch a younger man for a night of fun5Reply
vvinsombra lemmy.worldA Styrofoam peanut, vibrating irregularly as an oscillating fan occasionally points at it4Reply
MMehBlah lemmy.worldThat thing that was there that one time. Oh? wrong answers. The meaning of life.3Reply
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An Italian tradition. Many have attempted to imitate it but a true connoisseur can always tell the real deal from an impasta.
Rats and mice.
Hmm, looks the vicious sort to be hunting for bargains at the supermarket
Definitely a Black Friday hunt.
The One Piece
For cats, it would probably be "the one braincell"
Red October.
“Give me a meow, Vasili, one meow only please.”
A great deal on a used car
Assuming "Noodle" is the name of the cat condo in the photo, Noodle appears to be hunting your cat — its jaws open wide — ready to strike.
The perfect chardonnay.
The sense of shame you dropped as you expose his private life.
Brain cell
Me. Help!
OP asked for wrong answers.
He's noodling for a catfish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
Feet
They said wrong answers only
Oh! I missed that part! Thanks.
Noodle:
Billionaires.
Greebles!
The concept of mortality and the oppressively heavy idea that at any moment, any and everything you are can suddenly cease to exist outside of the memories of people that probably never even knew the real you.
Or it could be a spider.
My hand
It took me longer than it should have to realise that that measuring tape is in inches and your hand is not actually tiny
The truth.
Relief for seasonal depression
Pesto.
Whatever it is you will now spend an hour looking for the bug you are convinced they saw.
"Noodle hunting" is the newest social media trend where kids shop for the best deals on premium pastas.
"noodle hunting" is what cohorts of older women call the act of going to bars to try to catch a younger man for a night of fun
Noodle. Don't tell her!
rabid dust bunnies
A Styrofoam peanut, vibrating irregularly as an oscillating fan occasionally points at it
infrared laser pointer
Your ankles. Oh, wrong answers only.
throwing up on carpet in 3..2..1
The devil's that haunt me
Your soul.
Vet Techs.
His contact lens.
That thing that was there that one time. Oh? wrong answers. The meaning of life.
you're trying to tie your shoes with a cat in the house
Red sauce
A cucumber
The braincell.