Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
I know it's a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting "prayers for Trump" in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it's very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you're pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Oh come on! We all know that this idea will be immediately converted to "prayers from Trump in exchange of cash" so that he can rip off his followers once more!
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
No other president has proven they know what a horse is more often than Trump. He is the best bigliest president there was ever been, everyone says so.
I love how you people claim words like, "science" or "logic " when in reality all of your so called "conversations" are just you expecting me to wade through a river of your bullshit and pretend that's not what we're actually doing. The only conversation worth having with you people is the one where I explain how stupid you are...and even that gets really boring and old after only a few times.
Same, you hate evidence and logic and that's fine but people like you are the reason why society is getting dumb. Please just learn to accept being wrong.
Yeah, the problem with these people is that they lack the creative passion to do fun scary rituals. They live for the line going up, and the futile attempts to fill the hole in their soul only make their lack more real, so they distract themselves endlessly with numbers and simple cruelty.
That’s too big a word for them to come up with on their own, you should know better than that - they’re parroting what they heard from their talking points outlets, as ordered by the ultra wealthy nationalists/nationalist sympathizers, technocrat authoritarians, and religious extremist leaders told them to think or parrot so they can feel better about not thinking about their cognitive dissonance as it becomes more and more apparent their core beliefs and alignments were all based on lies by people that don’t have their best interests at heart.
For sure, I agree on all of that. I just meant it would be really neat to find out that a nationally known political figure actually was at the center of such a group. Admittedly it would be a terrible idea political strategy-wise and I don't recommend it, but I would enjoy it. Some "christian" politicians may openly claim and join in with their "prayer warriors" or whatever so that's normal, but for obvious reasons none of them ever publicly ally with the witches. Would be a nice change of pace if one did, aside from the whole tanking their career part.
I mean the whole "conservative christians are crazy" is pretty well established and whatnot. This should be to no-ones surprise. Yet at the same time:
Witches? Really? That's the thing you're concerned about? In todays day and age where goosestepping idiots are robbing the world. Where the planet is literally on fire.
And you're worried some people might be wishing ill on mister wannabe hitler the pedo-rapist conman over there?
Let alone you're automatically assuming this about someome you dissagree with politically.
@ickplant just reading the headline and thinking to myself that it doesn't make sense, or that AOC isn't a great witch.
Because he's still there and, unfortunatly, with enough support (dwindeling, but still beg enough).
I would suggest to 'interview' a 'real witch' clailing that AOC can't be a witch. Because if her convenant would be pulling spells on someone 24/7, that person wouldn't be able to function.
@dohpaz42 I meant some (fake) 'witch', as stereotipical as you can get, not AOC.
And no, I don't believe in witchcraft. But I like to troll trolls.
And more in depth, I don't think witchcraft has anything to do with current situation. I firmly believe there are doctors who've seen such patients before. (althaugh none of them was a president)
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A coven of witches cast harmful spells on a person day and night.
He becomes president of the USA, then a billionaire. He avoids jail time for serious crimes.
Wow, the power of witchcraft is staggering
Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
barf
I know it's a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting "prayers for Trump" in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it's very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you're pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Oh come on! We all know that this idea will be immediately converted to "prayers from Trump in exchange of cash" so that he can rip off his followers once more!
Good health is definitely one way to describe the diaper baby. Maybe they need to pray a little harder.
with your help, they can- barf
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
Edit: sloppy proofreading
No other president has proven they know what a horse is more often than Trump. He is the best bigliest president there was ever been, everyone says so.
Damn. When will it start working?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/etsy-witch-charlie-kirk-curse-b2836089.html
I mean... just like any other skill, some witches are better at it than others.
The Conservative Christians imply the witches started working after Trump became president again.
Had I written this before 2026, I would have been called a madman.
Ya know, this would be more funny if they actually didn't do devil rituals.....
Honestly, I don't believe that people really do that stuff. At the very least, I think it is much more rare than people think.
Buddy there is literally video evidence.
That one would do great with the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eERQXYPwMQI&t=8
Lol... that's hilarious you're posting Alex Jones nonsense! Seriously... you made my day!
And yet you haven't address the fact that before the epstein files he had video evidence. Yall really don't like science eh.
🤣
Ya I know you don't like science but that's OK.
You mean that thing where they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their Lord of the Undead? Yeah they're pretty creepy those Xtian rituals.
No, when they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods. Or the child sex stuff.
The child sex stuff is the Christians, as has been terribly well documented.
Also the torture and killing (see Indian Boarding Schools as just one of many examples https://boardingschoolhealing.org/us-indian-boarding-school-history/).
You want to provide a source for "they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods"?
Edit: I found this, if so it's still KKKristians and males only. https://www.thebolditalic.com/the-most-secretive-club-in-america/
That nice whatism, please stick to the subject at hand. The pedo elite. Ps some Muslims and jews in there.
I truly feel sorry for you if you believe that. I'm genuinely hoping you're just trolling for fun.
Same please learn to like science
I love how you people claim words like, "science" or "logic " when in reality all of your so called "conversations" are just you expecting me to wade through a river of your bullshit and pretend that's not what we're actually doing. The only conversation worth having with you people is the one where I explain how stupid you are...and even that gets really boring and old after only a few times.
Same, you hate evidence and logic and that's fine but people like you are the reason why society is getting dumb. Please just learn to accept being wrong.
They do not sacrifice people to the owl. But there is indeed an owl.
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/world/epstein-files-resurface-claims-by-ex-dutch-banker-of-ritual-child-sacrifice-in-financial-circles/3821237
Also they themselves say they like to do a mock human sacrifice, used to believe them now I don't.
Yeah, the problem with these people is that they lack the creative passion to do fun scary rituals. They live for the line going up, and the futile attempts to fill the hole in their soul only make their lack more real, so they distract themselves endlessly with numbers and simple cruelty.
Does that mean conservative Christians admit the president is not of sound mind?
lolololol
It's their way perhaps, you will never hear 'we were wrong...' and such things but that would be a bit much to ask from such toxic people.
Are they trying to make me like AOC even more?
Yup, I can take the 2pm shift on Wednesdays... Where do I sign up? 🧙
Problem is they don't like birth control. By design.
Then let’s educate the heck out of their kids
And now you understand why they scream "indoctrination" when their children are taught critical thinking and science.
That’s too big a word for them to come up with on their own, you should know better than that - they’re parroting what they heard from their talking points outlets, as ordered by the ultra wealthy nationalists/nationalist sympathizers, technocrat authoritarians, and religious extremist leaders told them to think or parrot so they can feel better about not thinking about their cognitive dissonance as it becomes more and more apparent their core beliefs and alignments were all based on lies by people that don’t have their best interests at heart.
Test
Then let’s make adult education free and useful to catching up homeschooled kids fast to reintegrate them into reality and society
Where can I sign up?
If you figure out, let me know. I could use a coven, especially one with such noble goals.
I would encourage them to unionize though... The 24/7 working hours are awful!
They probably work shifts, I hope there are enough witches to allow for a generous amount of leaves, too
Clearly these witches powers are waining, is there anyway we can help?
I mean honestly if you're not supporting at least two Etsy witch covens then what are you doing with your life?
There are an odd amount of witches on etsy....
Always three, there are.
It just sucks that the one who did Kirk retired
Assume they operate on the theory that magic helps those that help themselves
*waning
Sorry, was a word I knew that my dictionary of an ex wife did not.
Conservative Christians - the ones who are so Nationalist?
Nat-C’s, if you will
Which does not mean much, as "Conservative Christian" is a sure sign of insanity.
Stupid sexy witches
They just reuse stuff, used to be larry nickles talking about hillary clinton going to witch church, a church for witches, witches... witches
That's so true, no originality whatsoever.
We should point out to them that they're recycling. That should scare them off from doing it again.
Not being terribly effective, unfortunately.
Cross post to [email protected] pls
Will do! I debated posting it there versus here anyway, haha.
I wish
Nice. She has my vote.
Best bruja 💖
If it works, it works.
we know the president resists since he kept failing the simplest word spells bigly
Awesome if true.
I mean, it's obviously not, but it would be hella cool if it was.
There are covens of witches hexing the snot out of Trump and numerous other odious figures. AOC does not appear to be the sort, but they exist.
There are also entire ministries of white Christian nationalists praying continuously to exalt Trump and support him.
I don't think either group has a direct impact, but might inspire political action by the participants.
I'm sure there are similar, though fewer groups regarding Representative Occasio-Cortez.
For sure, I agree on all of that. I just meant it would be really neat to find out that a nationally known political figure actually was at the center of such a group. Admittedly it would be a terrible idea political strategy-wise and I don't recommend it, but I would enjoy it. Some "christian" politicians may openly claim and join in with their "prayer warriors" or whatever so that's normal, but for obvious reasons none of them ever publicly ally with the witches. Would be a nice change of pace if one did, aside from the whole tanking their career part.
his body seems to be rapidly deteoriating, so the hexes must be working. his orange foundation seems to protect him from thier magic partially.
I'd vote my butt off for her if she really were a witch.
Religion is a mental illness.
Oh so that's why he's incontinent, it's the evil witches.
I thought it was the spaghetti or flying pizza monster.
What hbomberguy video is this from?
More like gullible patsies following Putin's psy-ops trolls.
I mean the whole "conservative christians are crazy" is pretty well established and whatnot. This should be to no-ones surprise. Yet at the same time:
Witches? Really? That's the thing you're concerned about? In todays day and age where goosestepping idiots are robbing the world. Where the planet is literally on fire.
And you're worried some people might be wishing ill on mister wannabe hitler the pedo-rapist conman over there?
Let alone you're automatically assuming this about someome you dissagree with politically.
PROVE IT.
Careful now, historical witch trials have famously been fatally weighted against the accused...
Good point.
Do they take donations?
I want to contribute to this go fund me.
There was some platform that had to ban witch curses I think....I don't remember which one it was.
In a postindustrial society, in the third decade of the 21st century of the common era, a plurality of the population believe in witchcraft.
This is why I have little to no hope for our future.
Yeah... the good news about the fact we're all doomed is that, as a species, we deserve it.
Badass if true. Why would they make the dems sound so cool?
One of them needs to hurry up and cast fireball.
🫡 thanks for your service
Headline: Trump easily defeated by group of women
Cool!
Sounds like the kids are gonna be alright
I'm close with a wiccan priestess and I can assure you AOC has nothing to do with the endeavor
Thus explaining why it doesn't work.
There is an actual book on how to curse Trump I have seen it.
Is that the one where he raped a child and she bit his dick so he hit her?
Better work ethic than trump.
Why isn’t she more impactful at this??
Putin has more power over pedophile Trump.
I'm a man but is there anything I can do to help?
Yeah, like MAGAs wouldn't resort to using witches, if they could only get women to talk to them.
Wait, we have work ethic? All my life I was told by projecting Boomers that I was lazy and entitled...
@ickplant just reading the headline and thinking to myself that it doesn't make sense, or that AOC isn't a great witch.
Because he's still there and, unfortunatly, with enough support (dwindeling, but still beg enough).
I would suggest to 'interview' a 'real witch' clailing that AOC can't be a witch. Because if her convenant would be pulling spells on someone 24/7, that person wouldn't be able to function.
So, it is actually working, huh?
@dohpaz42 I meant some (fake) 'witch', as stereotipical as you can get, not AOC.
And no, I don't believe in witchcraft. But I like to troll trolls.
And more in depth, I don't think witchcraft has anything to do with current situation. I firmly believe there are doctors who've seen such patients before. (althaugh none of them was a president)
@dohpaz42 maybe I should've made clear that I was joking a'd not being serious
So was I. You’re good. 😊
So the witchhunt is also just projection of MAGA...
To bad she voted to prevent the rail unions from striking. She has yet to even ask for forgiveness for her crimes against the working class.
Jesus, she wishes she was that cool and not Muppet Babies Pelosi.