lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMickey7 Guidelines for dancingView original on lemmy.world132Comments16Reply
[[object Object] replylemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesYou can Eiffel Tower the Holy Spirit and not go to hell as long as it’s consensual.7Reply
Gyrcas replypiefed.zipMy knowledge on Christianity is really limited, but aren't Jesus, the holy spirit and God all the same thing? Then this would be 1/3 consent, 1/3 not consent and 1/3 unknown7Reply
Rivalarrival lemmy.todayWhen in doubt, stay at least one Bible length away. When not in doubt, grind that pelvis until your underwear catches fire.14Reply
Salamanderwizard lemmy.worldGood thing I'm bigger than the Holy Spirit. Go sit in your chair, Jesus.3Reply
ffireweed lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhy does the girl have a Klingon forehead growing out of the crown of her head?2Reply
AllNewTypeFace leminal.space1Hide 1 replyAnd if at some point in the night you unexpectedly find yourself filled with the Holy Spirit, there is emergency medication you can get.2Reply
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Me and my femboy bro spitroasting the holy spirit
It's not gay if the Holey Spirit is between y'all
You can Eiffel Tower the Holy Spirit and not go to hell as long as it’s consensual.
My knowledge on Christianity is really limited, but aren't Jesus, the holy spirit and God all the same thing? Then this would be 1/3 consent, 1/3 not consent and 1/3 unknown
Hell, put it on an SD card and grind away.
(pun intended)
When in doubt, stay at least one Bible length away.
When not in doubt, grind that pelvis until your underwear catches fire.
Anything but a metric system.
Jokes on you, I have a microbible!
So if you dont doubt it y'all can bump uglies
Good thing I'm bigger than the Holy Spirit.
Go sit in your chair, Jesus.
Why does the girl have a Klingon forehead growing out of the crown of her head?
Wait, that's not a calzone?
And if at some point in the night you unexpectedly find yourself filled with the Holy Spirit, there is emergency medication you can get.
Nothing like being filled with the milky cream of the Holy Spirit