HELL YEAH BROTHER I DIDN'T HEAR THAT FIRST BIT THOUGH BECAUSE YOU SAID IT A BIT QUIETLY AND I HAVE POOR HEARING BUT I'M AFRAID OF THE DOCTOR SO I CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT AWWOOOOOO
Some, yeah, using our nefarious gay hurricane machines. It went out of fad when we started working on our moon base for the Grand Conversion Death Ray.
If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely... that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god...
Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
We find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)
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no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
As all the Abrahamic gods have taught us ❤️
Not this year. Notice how there hasn't been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.
This cannot possibly backfire. I'm sure he's finally given up on the futile. Time to make a white November.
Yeah, and if we stop wanking, the hurricanes will continue
CRANK THAT HOG BROTHERRRRRRRRRR
HELL YEAH BROTHER I DIDN'T HEAR THAT FIRST BIT THOUGH BECAUSE YOU SAID IT A BIT QUIETLY AND I HAVE POOR HEARING BUT I'M AFRAID OF THE DOCTOR SO I CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT AWWOOOOOO
Yeah but instead they took Dolly and Tim …
But I just bought this very nice lube :(
I wonder if people outside of the USA even get what that means.
It means that they prefer very large dildos and buttplugs?
Yes :3c
Im not christian or USian, im just gay uwu
Gross!! ...Using "uwu" unironically? Nasty that.
But I like using "uwu" :c
Didn't say you had to NOT be nasty... you do you, mister "uwu"
A friend's name is Uwe. Must be a cousin of him.
What, lube? We have lube.
The US in no way have a monopoly on Christian fundamentalism.
But not all Christian fundamentalists are obsessed with cutting off pieces of baby penises. That's largely an American thing.
Metzitzah B'peh.
I don't think Jews are Christian fundamentalists.
Christ was Jewish... checkmate!
Not sure if username checks out or not...
They share the same fundamentals.
You don't need a circumcision to enjoy lube on your dick
Nope
Why would this only be a USA thing? Don't other countries have religious crazies? Maybe USA is more heavily influenced.
Cutting of foreskin is mainly a USA thing, it's not widely diffused outside USA and maybe Israel (jew people cut off foreskin too i think?)
Most are in the USA, but even in NZ we have a cult psychopath who gets his congregation to harass trans people.
Brian Tamaki deserves a bullet.
Youve given up on hawk tuah and spit on that thang already?
How quickly we forget...
No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.
It's his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
Feels like I'm raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!
Masturbating doesn't warrant hurricanes.
But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.
See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs
Nofap is retarded.
design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *
get upset at your creation because you didn't want it to do what your design led it to do *
Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.
I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
Some, yeah, using our nefarious gay hurricane machines. It went out of fad when we started working on our moon base for the Grand Conversion Death Ray.
When will Jesus realise, everything the hurricane rapes is just more fuel to the fire of my loins.
Have you ever fucked in a storm?
10/10
I am a visual learner
Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
You keep sending us terrible leaders
Do preachers still blame natural disaster on politics they don't like?
If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely... that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god... Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
I was promised hairy palms.
A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.
Hurricames cause hurricanes?
The hurricanes turn me on.
We find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)
So.. In this scenario, are we going to just kill all the non-human primates who masterbate?
No that would be cruel, we just amputate their hands and junk
I jo AND pray my hurricane will go straight to the White House or Elon Musk or something.
I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.
My god... climate change isn't real, it's all the gooners fault!
we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would
I'm going to have sex with a hurricane.
I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts... You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It's a vicious cycle
i think god has put their hands up and gone away a while ago.
dances around fire believing in skydaddies