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lemmy.world

I'm assuming this really happened because reality has become significantly more bonkers than satire.

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Yes, my first heuristic to decide if something is real or not is "can a person even be crazy enough to invent this?"

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It's definitely preferable to some parts but others parts fucking hilarious (like this, as experienced from outside the US).

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They're somehow so mucn dumber and aiming so far beyond that.

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As much as a piece of shit Logan is, even he has to be waaaay back in his head like "this ain't right, wtf am I doing here?".

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lemmy.today

he pivoted to magat quite recently, because he kind loss relevancy within the last few years, his last desperate attempt was the ghetto lunchly commercial with mr beast. largely supplanted by younger influencers.

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leminal.space

Ufffghh, like I don't even remotely follow the guy or anything. All I know that any news about him that passes by is always=>" he's an obnoxious piece of shit".

Of course he went maga wtf was I thinking?

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Ann Archyreply
lemmy.world

Anything for attention. They have no morals. They only love themselves and money. Simple as.

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I don't think they even love themselves, just money and attention (no matter if it's good or bad).

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You give him too much credit. The Paul brothers are narcissists and megalomaniacs. They think the world revolves around them.

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No. All they care about is money and attention. He's eating this up and doesn't believe for one second this is bad for him or anyone else. He doesn't have the capacity to think about the consequences of his bullshit, neither of them do.

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lemmy.world

Oh shit there’s two of them? I guess I’ve just been combining them in my head.

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Evotechreply
lemmy.world

Piwdipie is living peacefully in japan doing the fuck he wants. So i don’t think so

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Kid Rock will be secretary of education.

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sh.itjust.works

Both of them look like the kind of guys no one wants to train/spar with at the gym because they don't shower or wash their gear and smell absolutely rank.

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And are also the most loudmouthed obnoxious bro dudes on the planet constantly bragging about made up lies.

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And complain about cheating when someone with better technique beats them.

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reddthat.com

Why are they having these losers instead of demonstrably better fighter that beat the fuck out of the bigger one?

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what lul, was beastiality baring them up until now?

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Yeah, let the guy who bought his way into professional boxing by paying off has-beens to not win exhibition fights....and the first real boxer he faced rocked his ass back half a decade and broke his jaw? Let's let him try to improve moral

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Aulireply

I mean some of those fights forget which one the other boxer is holding him up. I mean they are paidbwethwr theey win or loose and I imagine they are encouraged to not win.

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lemmy.world

Baron.

That's the only way these losers keep getting invites.

Then incel baron has his daddy's ear.

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

I’m sure some maga slut would love to be pumped full of royal fuhrer’s DNA.

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I just woke up and haven't eaten. Somehow you just made me want to wretch with a passive hunger pain, good job and fuck thineself.

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Aulireply
lemmy.ca

He's got money and there are enough women around where that is enough.

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The world ended because many people were desperately pursuing internet clicks and popularity. /s

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lemmy.world

Gets buried on a day like this, but a toilet is now also in charge of all book learnin' in the US.

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If the military didnt 100% love and accept this, one of them would lift a finger to say "no".

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