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lemmy.zip

fake: anon has $160

gay: anon didn't have sex

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Varestireply
lemmy.zip

$160 can buy a lot of tendies. 🤔

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Sturgistreply
lemmy.ca

🤔 we talking regular tendies or Dino tendies?

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Dino ones are always cheapest here. It's also nice that they are shaped like what they are made of.

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Varestireply
lemmy.zip

I don't mean to call you out like this, but I've only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my whole life has been a lie!

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sh.itjust.works

This idiot didn't even offer a woman in distress eggs. How did he think he'd help her without eggs??

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Her acting classes are paying off. It's not Shakespeare yet, but fun practicing real acting.

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My fear of getting robbed and beaten was the main reason I never tried it.

I never considered this potential scam. I suppose there are others.

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This sounds like every other date I go on, except I am only out $20, and she's talking about her ex or her dad, not her pimp.

The sadness and tears brings some umami to my cocktail, I will admit.

Occasionally she tells me how much I reminder of her said ex/dad, and then I'm like 'oh honey, you want be to beat you, don't you?'

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