1. Get an MMA kick pad or build one yourself, attach it to a horizontal bar.
2. Spend the next 3-4 months practicing kicking it precisely in the center as hard as you can. Do flutter kicks and squats as well to add strength.
3. Wear steel-toe boots/pointy high heels at all times when the Cats in the Hats are afoot.
4. When chased, face the attacker, assume kicking stance from your training, await the assailant until their crotch is within optimal striking distance.
5. Follow your training. Don't kick the crotch, kick through it, as if you're going to kick the inside of that cat's top hat.
6. Yell, "Ughh! That top hat is tight! Now run that shit, bi*ch! Ynawmean!!"

TikTok is a cancer.

Heard North America found Canada. Makes sense do that in the states get shot.

Gotta keep the masses distracted somehow

Oh we're doing the clown thing again?

Looks fake

Anything before or after “TikTok trend” is pretty much universally shit. What a wretched platform.

Good way to get shot.

Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.

Okay, so it's probably happened like two or three times. I'd hardly call that sweeping north america. That's the equivalent of taking out a broom on a beach and sweeping once and then saying you've swept the entire beach.