YSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you
No you don't have to look it up, no need
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imma be honest, chief, if you have fumes gathering beneath your toilet lid when it's not in use, you might have bigger issues.
some pruno brewing.
Yayyy sewer gases!
OP's anus:
Finally, a post addressing the issue I joined for.
The trick is to blow out as you sit down.
If my anus can’t handle the vapors, that’s its problem.
You have a toilet?
Lucky, lucky bastard
Luxury! I shat crouched over a cardboard box with no bottom
How did you shit if you don't have a bottom?
For reference
https://youtu.be/VKHFZBUTA4k
That sounds like you haven't cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.
Thanks, Obama!
Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment's notice without all this 'lifting' malarkey!
So like that one song with something about that mentions "Sweet Poo Fumes" oh wait I guess it was Perfume.
Eau de toilette if you know what I mean.
lmao yeah I do
Same reason you shouldn't run a fan in a closed room.
south korea fan death strikes again?
Instructions unclear. Fan stuck in anus.
Ok, that is just basic science.
Bold of you to assume I don't have to unplug it after sitting down
The scene in Dreamcatcher comes to mind.
I say fight fire with fire