illegallysmolcats·IllegallySmolCatsbyickplant Credibly accused of being illegally smolView original on lemmy.world185Comments8Reply
bbetterdeadthanreddit lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe additional feliney charge of catnip possession was later reduced to a meowsdemeanor in a deal with the purrosecutor.13Reply
Vandals_handle lemmy.worldGuilty as charged. Sentenced to scritches and kisses. Sentence to be served concurrently.9Reply
iislandcoda42 lemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyIllegal possession of cuteness in excess, open smolness, felony ekekek-ing at birds, and illegal distribution of toe beans. Better call smol 😍7Reply
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The additional feliney charge of catnip possession was later reduced to a meowsdemeanor in a deal with the purrosecutor.
The defendant entered the plea "nyat guilty"
Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal
Guilty as charged. Sentenced to scritches and kisses. Sentence to be served concurrently.
Illegal possession of cuteness in excess, open smolness, felony ekekek-ing at birds, and illegal distribution of toe beans. Better call smol 😍
Brilliant: adjective. Extremely intelligent. Also full of light, shining.
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