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aussie.zone

The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It's amazing. The problem is they aren't suited for each other.

Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.

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Gerblatreply
lemmy.world

$900?? Damn the inflation of the menstruation crustacean station

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Why in tarnation can't we afford the menstruation crustacean station? I guess we'll need a donation.

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Imagine living with someone who's able to spend $900 on a silly joke, and then ask them to move out because one or the jokes wasn't good enough. Rich people have such weird solutions to their problems.

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I saw a “menstruation crustacean” at Walmart recently but it was a heating pad. Had to do a double take

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piefed.zip

Shouldn't it be "crustacean menstruation station"? Putting "crustacean" first will distinguish it from other menstruation stations, such as a cetacean menstruation station or a Croatian menstruation station.

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lemmy.world

But there could be other crustacean stations such as a carnation crustacean station.

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I suppose that's better if you plan on repurposing your crustacean station. If you get into MMA you can repurpose your menstruation crustacean station into a pankration crustacean station. Religion? You can make it a salvation crustacean station or a damnation crustacean station, depending on the flavor of religion.

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Not to be confused with a Tarnation Crustacean Station. Though I'm gonna have to ask you to picture that for yourselves...

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This guy Englishes.

And you're right. The purpose of the station is holding menstruation material. It's a menstruation station. And type is crustacean.

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It is counterproductive to boil the crustacean before forcing them into labor.

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Flukereply
feddit.uk

The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the place of urination.

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Flukereply
feddit.uk

The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the location of urination and defecation.

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Cute, I adore the crustacean! I use to keep all my stuff in a drawer, it was my own drawer!

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