funny·Funny: Home of the HahabyThe Picard Maneuver Accidental magicView original on lemmy.world264Comments15Reply
Undearius lemmy.ca3Hide 3 repliesFor those that don't know, the cigarette smoke intensifies the irritation that onions cause.78Reply
spittingimage replylemmy.worldI think the gnomes are intended to be a humorous subversion of our expectations.25Reply
NNeatNit discuss.tchncs.de2Hide 2 repliesSo, eat raw white onions whenever I want and continue to not smoke. Got it.40Reply
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tetris11 feddit.uk5Hide 5 repliesRed onions are the answer. As my grandmother use to say: Red smoke at dawn, clown porn. White smoke at morning, goblin boarding22Reply
ddarvocet replyinfosec.pub4Hide 4 repliesIt's crazy how our ancestors had all these limericks to protect us that were passed down over generations. Pooppie poopie yes you can Elephant dung pineapple band9Reply
ssimulacra_simulacrum replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesMy grandma always told me “Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see” So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.10Reply
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For those that don't know, the cigarette smoke intensifies the irritation that onions cause.
Okay but what's with the gnomes?
I think the gnomes are intended to be a humorous subversion of our expectations.
irritation?
So, eat raw white onions whenever I want and continue to not smoke. Got it.
The gnomes will simply adapt
Can violent gnome stories become the new dean of beans please
Red onions are the answer. As my grandmother use to say:
Red smoke at dawn, clown porn.
White smoke at morning, goblin boarding
It's crazy how our ancestors had all these limericks to protect us that were passed down over generations.
Pooppie poopie yes you can
Elephant dung pineapple band
My grandma always told me
“Lemmy users 1,2,3. Truth to tell and lies to see”
So my grandma is basically calling your grandma a liar.
I'm going to set her flag on fire.
Hey now
Huh, TIL
Shmebulock!
Those shifty little fuckers don't even trigger mouse traps.