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Mrs. Simpson, you did not pay for this bottle of Colonel Kwik-e-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon.

Correct!

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“IT’S WHISPER QUIET!”

TBF, I don’t like squeezing oranges against my eye either.

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sh.itjust.works

I don't remember the episode or the plot, but isn't this where, prior to the invention of this machine, the only way to make orange juice was to crush an orange against your eyeball?

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No, The Simpsons made it up, and the machine doesn't exist. Eyeballs doubling as juice squeezes is the only way we have.

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Gotta get a juicer. Gotta drink juice. Lose weight. Won't get chest pains from answering the phone anymore.

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I use this phrase almost every time I'm in the kitchen and an appliance is working.

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