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lemmy.world

Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey--

Jeff: Nope.

Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.

Jeff: That did not happen.

Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me--

Jeff: Nope again.

Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me--

Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.

Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.

Jeff: Shut up.

Dean: So I'm sorry. Now, if you'll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.

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quokk.au

That's not even clever! You just keep using it as the word "change"!

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lemmy.ca

Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say

Your checks will arrive on another day

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar

Another stuffed shirt with another white collar

Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie

And all the black man gets is a plate o' white lies

Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em

Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels are dilutin' 'em

Barack Obama is scared o' me

Cuz I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free

Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaa!

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Don't step, don't step to me.

I like coffee and water, don't step to me.

Uh, damn it! I lost it. I lost it!

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(flashback to at least two seasons of utter confusion caused by Dean not being Dean) 🫨

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the entire evolution of humanity lead up to this crossover. deans and beans?

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piefed.ca

These are the Deans I know, I know. These are the Deans I know.

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Davel23reply
fedia.io

Hey! That's our song! You don't get to use that song!

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Come on, I'm Dean and my hands are so clean. In this moment, I am stapling!

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