lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyVetOfTheSeas Flu season comin'. Keep yourself safeView original on discuss.online555Comments21Reply
jjaybone replylemmy.zipBut if he does it on his knuckles, it’s 78% less bacteria than palms on the ground?20Reply
aliceitc replylemmy.blahaj.zoneand you don't know whether the floor is more, less or equally filled with bacteria than the person standing in front of you!8Reply
bbitteroldcoot piefed.social2Hide 2 repliesNot really on the "sweep the leg". When they land they will spew a cloud of viruses as the wind gets knocked out of him. You need to quickly follow the sweep with a triple backwards somersault to exit the danger zone.34Reply
LLushed_Lungfish lemmy.caAh no, you have to put your hands on the floor to sweep the leg. Lots of germs there. Best to wash your hands, mask up, and vaccinate.9Reply
ZZILtoid1991 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBicycle kick: 60% less viruses Uppercut: 85% less viruses Thunderbolt attack: 90% less viruses Rocket/fireball: 100% less viruses Freezing: 100% more viruses1Reply
queermunist she/her lemmy.ml4Hide 4 repliesWhy do people feel the need to touch complete strangers? Just bow.6Reply
kkibblebits replyquokk.auI think we should all have to wave in unison as our supreme leader drives by. 👋👋👋✋👋👋👋2Reply
sstarchylemming replylemmy.worldOn that note: A little kiss also transfers less bacteria than a handshake Now come and greet uncle fatso2Reply
Someonelol lemmy.dbzer0.comThe air high five from Demolition Man has zero physical contact so no germ transfers that way. https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=air+high+five+demolition+man&rpl=1&ia=images&iax=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fa2842713158a63105411da7a7da5f869%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D165148243Reply
jjaybone lemmy.zipFor the knuckles and tops of your fingers, is this not what you might use to scratch your nose with? That’s why this greeting always bothers me.1Reply
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both your hands are on the floor
But if he does it on his knuckles, it’s 78% less bacteria than palms on the ground?
and you don't know whether the floor is more, less or equally filled with bacteria than the person standing in front of you!
Not really on the "sweep the leg". When they land they will spew a cloud of viruses as the wind gets knocked out of him.
You need to quickly follow the sweep with a triple backwards somersault to exit the danger zone.
It's really trivial and barely an inconvenience.
pretty much implied
Ah no, you have to put your hands on the floor to sweep the leg. Lots of germs there. Best to wash your hands, mask up, and vaccinate.
Flu is a virus. Checkmate
Bicycle kick: 60% less viruses
Uppercut: 85% less viruses
Thunderbolt attack: 90% less viruses
Rocket/fireball: 100% less viruses
Freezing: 100% more viruses
Toastie!!!
Why do people feel the need to touch complete strangers? Just bow.
ah, throw them off guard before you
sweep the leg
Never lower your eyes to an enemy.
I think we should all have to wave in unison as our supreme leader drives by.
👋👋👋✋👋👋👋
On that note:
A little kiss also transfers less bacteria than a handshake
Now come and greet uncle fatso
The air high five from Demolition Man has zero physical contact so no germ transfers that way.
https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=air+high+five+demolition+man&rpl=1&ia=images&iax=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fa2842713158a63105411da7a7da5f869%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D16514824
Rex Kwon Do graduate.
boot to the head
And one for Jenny and the wimp.
For the knuckles and tops of your fingers, is this not what you might use to scratch your nose with? That’s why this greeting always bothers me.
What about an elbow to the throat?