Depends on the behavior, I think. I don't really know, just pointing out that lemmy is five digits worth of people, total. There are only so many accounts with the words titty and wizard in it. You're basically operating inside the social sphere of a village/town. The deputies all know the locals.
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There's a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen
What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call them, they aren't gonna come
How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave
Etc.
What do you call a buck without any eyes? No-eye deer
Cow with two legs is lean beef.
Luke can use his massive dong to knock on the door (image is a side view)
So he's frowning because he can't crank that massive hog.
I mean, friction against flat surfaces exists
There's git to be a better way
It's a two man job
lol
That is literally the premise of a joke we told in the 1970s - but it’s probably much older
Heh my kid has a T-shirt like this.
Except white-on-black.
And his name is Bob.
(And yes, I keep wanting to say he has Bitch Tits every time I read the damn thing. Fucking meatloaf).
It was like $2 on Temu and it was his favorite shirt until it fell apart in the wash a week later.
J/k. It's made of plastic. The shirt will outlive him and probably the rest of humanity.
Wow. That a hodge-podge bundle of mugabe-grade shit. It’s not even a shitpost, it’s just pure shit.
Calm down Luke.
Yeah like Luke could just knock with his knee or foot. No reason to be all up in arms about it.
Wrong name. Guess again.
Rumpled Foreskin?
Getting closer, but no
Grumpy Borington
Calm down <1 day old titty_wizard2
I’m very calm, my friend
Wait, are you the right titty_wizard or merely a poor simulacrum?
Had to create a sock puppet account coz I have some opinions later and don’t want my main account to get banned. It’s a precaution strategy
lol, lemmy is so small if a lemmy.world admin bans you, very likely they will see your ban evasion
.world admins are shitlibs anyway
So they will likely ban my main account also?
Depends on the behavior, I think. I don't really know, just pointing out that lemmy is five digits worth of people, total. There are only so many accounts with the words titty and wizard in it. You're basically operating inside the social sphere of a village/town. The deputies all know the locals.
https://lemmy.fediverse.observer/stats