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SSomeAmateur sh.itjust.worksYes, the feel good cartoon about puppies where everyone lives happily ever after is absolutely correct (they just didn't want to animate a whole ass rom com before going back to the puppies)25Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social6Hide 6 repliesThis still works in 2026, but you need to have a dog.18Reply
tterranoid replylemmy.cafe5Hide 5 repliesYou need to not be an anxiety ridden antisocial cave troll that leaves all your laundry on one chair in your bedroom too though. And even those can get laid now and then if they pretend to be normal and have their shit together for a day or two around a stranger11Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social3Hide 3 repliesYou can be all those things and more. Again, you just need a dog. Source: Am an antisocial cavetroll with dogs.6Reply
SStumblingWasabi replylemmy.today2Hide 2 repliesWith dogs plural? So do you need one for each thing?5Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social1Hide 1 replyNo, but the more dogs the greater the success rate. That's why the Darlings had 101. They were actually trying to build a cult/polycule.10Reply
Brave Little Hitachi Wand replyfeddit.ukSo you're saying I can play with 101 puppies so long as I believe weird shit and date an entire collective noun? Sign us the fuck up4Reply
IIronBird replylemmy.worldi leave my laundry in a pile next to the door tyvm, why would one even have need of an extra chair?2Reply
ttacosanonymous mander.xyzThe reason the US has laws against bigamy is to make sure clumsy boomers didn’t steal all the hot ladies.8Reply
lladicius lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThat guys nose tells an interesting story. Pretty sure the cartoonists had a message.3Reply
gglimse replylemmy.worldIt's Disney. The cartoonists DID have a message: ladies have small noses, men have big schnozzes. Basically every single character design from them7Reply
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Yes, the feel good cartoon about puppies where everyone lives happily ever after is absolutely correct
(they just didn't want to animate a whole ass rom com before going back to the puppies)
This still works in 2026, but you need to have a dog.
You need to not be an anxiety ridden antisocial cave troll that leaves all your laundry on one chair in your bedroom too though.
And even those can get laid now and then if they pretend to be normal and have their shit together for a day or two around a stranger
You can be all those things and more.
Again, you just need a dog.
Source: Am an antisocial cavetroll with dogs.
With dogs plural? So do you need one for each thing?
No, but the more dogs the greater the success rate. That's why the Darlings had 101. They were actually trying to build a cult/polycule.
So you're saying I can play with 101 puppies so long as I believe weird shit and date an entire collective noun? Sign us the fuck up
i leave my laundry in a pile next to the door tyvm, why would one even have need of an extra chair?
The reason the US has laws against bigamy is to make sure clumsy boomers didn’t steal all the hot ladies.
That guys nose tells an interesting story. Pretty sure the cartoonists had a message.
It's Disney. The cartoonists DID have a message: ladies have small noses, men have big schnozzes. Basically every single character design from them
They are talking about the dogs, right? Not the humans.