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vvrek programming.dev3Hide 3 repliesAdvice for all ages: commit one crime at a time. Your insurance lapsed from non-payment? Don't run a red light! Have a dead body in trunk? Know the speed limit and stay with in it!17Reply
CClent replylemmy.dbzer0.comYes as long as both bodies are loaded into the trunk at the same stop.6Reply
pelespirit sh.itjust.worksMy dad's favorite, "If you're going to do something stupid, don't do something stupid."11Reply
Happy Cat lemmy.world"Don't die, and if anyone gets hurt the explanation better be really funny,"9Reply
ssmikwily sh.itjust.worksWhenever I run into a store and leave one of the kids in the car for a few minutes, I always tell them "don't get tooked" while closing the door. So far, so good.6Reply
DDeathbringerThoctar lemmy.worldBy the time I was ending highschool my mother's standard good bye when I went out for the night was "don't do anything illegal with my car."2Reply
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Advice for all ages: commit one crime at a time. Your insurance lapsed from non-payment? Don't run a red light! Have a dead body in trunk? Know the speed limit and stay with in it!
Is it ok to have two bodies? Breaking one law but twice?
Depends on size of trunk...
Yes as long as both bodies are loaded into the trunk at the same stop.
My dad's favorite, "If you're going to do something stupid, don't do something stupid."
"Don't die, and if anyone gets hurt the explanation better be really funny,"
black parents: watch out for cops
Whenever I run into a store and leave one of the kids in the car for a few minutes, I always tell them "don't get tooked" while closing the door.
So far, so good.
By the time I was ending highschool my mother's standard good bye when I went out for the night was "don't do anything illegal with my car."