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lemmy.world

If your goal was to convince me to support the speedy completion of this bunker/ballroom project so he can follow in that other guy's goose-steps as soon as possible, well done.

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mrmissesreply
lemmy.world

Where's my glue gun, I'll help. A little gold spray paint and that idiot won't know a thing

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huppakeereply
lemmy.world

If you can get that close, maybe bring a different kind of gun

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mrmissesreply
lemmy.world

If I get that close I won't be able to stop gagging from the smell

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Well, then let's hope there is at least one person who is willing to overcome that

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lemmy.world

Better to go in empty-handed and find something dangerous near him. Lamp cord, smash a glass, heavy paperweight, the options are nearly endless.

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so he can follow in that other guyโ€™s goose-steps as soon as possible

Well, I'm hoping we can skip a few of the steps along the way.

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lemmy.world

Skip everything and get to where he ends, please. Only have him actually miss and leave himself a paralyzed mess, unable to do anything for himself. Then give him a maddening itch, but be unable to scratch, or tell his handlers to stop scratching because it causes him a burning sensation, like a hot poker.

Or something.

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I would wish locked-in syndrome on him. I'd want him to live another 80 years like that

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huppakeereply
lemmy.world

Curious now whether Hitler had his own Epstein files

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altphotoreply
lemmy.today

He was a gay lesbian who transitioned but with no bottom surgery.

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nord.pub

Trump is too pathetic to suicide himself.

Although I can imagine someone else suiciding him.

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