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fedia.io

Why do people keep using dildos wrong??? Go fuck yourself!

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M137reply
lemmy.world

I'm never ok about both "dildos" and "dildoes" looking wrong. I think it should be "dildi", at least that's funny.

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Definitely not dildi, it is not a latin word. I guess it may be derived from some latin word, but that's uncertain: in most romance languages that is a neologism introduced from English.

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tpyoreply
lemmy.world

One of two screenshots I've saved to steam; my character holding the dildobat

::: spoiler probably should spoil this, it's mildly nsfw :::

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SkyezOpenreply
lemmy.world

The weapon itself was funny, but the way the end flopped absolutely killed me.

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I know i was dying when first got it and started beating the shit out of everyone, i need to reinstall it and have some dumb fun, not many new games these days that are going for that.

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Running with the tip flailing about is fantastic, and swinging it around is hilarious

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lemmy.world

I'd watch the shit out of a John Wick remake where he only used dildos to kill people.

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John is a man of focus. Commitment. Sheer will. Something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar… with a penis. With a fuckin' DILDO. Suddenly one day he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day... laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife died… you steal his car, and kill his fuckin' dog?

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The whole time the victim was screaming "How is this physically possible?!"

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It was just one of the deadly weapons in those Wildberry warehouses.

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thelemmy.club

Is this dipshit wearing Confederate battleflags on his shirt? Damn so Russian Nazis are co-opting southern racist sumbols.

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lemmy.zip

No, that's not a Confederate flag.

It appears to be the ensign for the Russian National Guard Navy, but the symbol is used as part of other Russian flags as well. Maybe if someone can translate the text it would help.

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feddit.org

The text directly above it says Noworossiya, so something like New Russia.

After checking wikipedia: its the flag of the New Russia party in the Russian occupied regions of Ukraine.

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Impossible challenge: Americans not making it about themself 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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