That's funny, the first Eva Braun loved the spotlight.

What kind of training is needed to handle the smell in a cramped trunk?

This story really isn't more complicated than: psychopaths like power and attention.

She and he have a mutually beneficial symbiosis where she lavishes him with attention and he lavishes her with access to power.

Not exactly novel for Trump.

She looks like a Stepford Wife.

Eva Braun ?

She's his emotional support pet.

Sounds like a massive piece of shit. She should fit right in.

Others close to the White House decried Ossoff’s mention of Harp, contending that it made false insinuations about an aide who’s largely unknown to voters — and who had done nothing to invite such attention. One person familiar with the matter said she and Trump have a “father-daughter” relationship.

It's Trump we're speaking about. A “father-daughter relationship” prevents nothing for him…

She's like a sitcom character someone would write as a joke about overly-devoted employees and then erase because it was too absurd.

Nothing liek the smell of cold soggy wet adult diapers in the morning... and noon... and night...

She looks like Barron. Eww

So will she be Lie-vitt II? What does Trump rate higher? Her lies or her blowjobs?