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lemmy.world

Mate how old is this meme, that's ex-president Shinzo Abe and he's been dead for 4 years.

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lemmy.cafe

He’s been pretending to be dead for four years to avoid talking to Donald.

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Turns out we are all dead inside, and the call was coming from inside the house.

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And the real journey was the awkward silences we had along the way

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Faked getting doohickey'd just so he wouldn't have to talk to that bag of shit.

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lemmy.world

Nah man, it’s brand new. See Shinzo Abe wanted so very little to talk to Trump he escaped to a whole different plane of existence.

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reddthat.com

My Next Life as a Reincarnated President in Another World Where I Don't Have to Talk to Trump Vol. 1

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quokk.au

The final episode is Trump dying and being reincarnated into Abes world.

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sopuli.xyz

... as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments

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programming.dev

Trump always "wins" because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others' spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he "wins"

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I think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately...

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midwest.social

Shinzo Abe and the entirety of Japanese pop culture but most especially isekai trash made it weird.

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lemmy.world

It's Tom Petty ... because Tom Petty fucking hated Republicans since Reagan (and maybe earlier, he probably hated Nixon too).

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Trump speaks English? I thought he only speaks in Trumpaneeze ...

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lemmy.zip

Petty? That's a fucking survival tactic.

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My wife does this with salesman. "Oh, no, I dunno", places hand over mouth in Japanese.

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programming.dev

While I support this I'm uninformed, how good is her English? Are we talking broken enflish she learned in grade school or basically natively fluent?

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lemmy.world

Do you think that she works at an American Chinese food joint? She's an highly ranked politician, of course she knows English. Better than you and me both, probably.

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It makes sense she would but many international ceos don't speak English so it's not a given. I'd rather know then assume.

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That's not obvious, first ladies (or male equivalent) may enter politics for the first time when their partner gets elected

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I mean, look up the current PM Sanae Takaichi speaking English. It's functional, but... not good.

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lemmy.world

That's too presumptuous. Not everyone can learn English proficiently, especially those from East Asia because of completely different characteristics and structures between European languages and East Asian languages.

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And? Not many people would find it easy to learn a new language regardless of the internationality of any particular language. It sounds like ethnocentrism to presume everyone can speak the English language.

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feddit.org

Akie became popularly known as the "domestic opposition party" due to her outspoken views, which often contradicted her husband's.[4] Akie is also known as a supporter of sexual minorities and the LGBT community. On 27 April 2014, she joined the gay pride parade in Tokyo to show her support for broader rights to Japan's LGBT community.[5] In 2015, she was photographed standing in a field of cannabis plants promoting the revival of the cannabis culture in Japan.[6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akie_Abe

Doesn't sound that fascist.

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Japan has demonstrated that they are very progressive and welcoming of foreign ideas and concepts. And also totally not racist.

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