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I’m guessing this is based on how radioactive stuff is always portrayed as green goo in cartoons and video games? I’d prefer they make it blue, like Cherenkov radiation.

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My teeth are very sensitive and I can only eat softer foods like uranium, or else my teeth may shatter into a million pieces and they'll have to replace my teeth with ones made of recycled water bottles

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Hang in there. It turns out that the body metabolizes uranium like calcium, so eventually you'll be tough enough for heavier metals.

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