Cshowerthoughts·ShowerthoughtsbyComradePenguin You can never be there. You can only be hereView original on lemmy.ml52Comments34Reply
_deleted_ aussie.zone2Hide 2 repliesI’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?” I text back “I’m here. Where are you?” She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”20Reply
ccattywampas lemmy.world3Hide 3 replies"There you are!" "Do I know you?" "No, but that's where you are, you're there!"11Reply
bbillwashere replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyNow. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We’re at now now.3Reply
iilinamorato replylemmy.worldNot anymore it's not. Back then, you were there. Before now. But now it's now, and you're here.1Reply
SSwingingTheLamp piefed.zipThat's good news! Here I thought I wasn't all there, but now I find out I'm not there at all.4Reply
ttrxxruraxvr lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI can only be here, but I'm pretty sure that you are there.4Reply
AAeronMelon lemmy.worldShort form horror: He said, “There you are.” and the man he was talking to disappeared.3Reply
🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞 lemmy.worldYeah, I'm right there with ya on that one. Ah, shit, that's a paradox. Now I'm not there with ya. :)2Reply
DDarkCloud lemmy.worldWhen I feel blue in the night And I need you to hold me tight Whenever I want you All I have to do is dream1Reply
AAbyssian lemmy.worldYou can never see or hear what's happening right now, only what happened in the past.0Reply
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I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”
Time, space, velocity... it's all relative.
Wherever you go, there you are.
"There you are!"
"Do I know you?"
"No, but that's where you are, you're there!"
You must be mistaken. I'm here.
Oh behave...
I have to try this IRL some time. :D
You can be there. Just not now.
Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We’re at now now.
But where will here be there?
But its always now
Not anymore it's not. Back then, you were there. Before now. But now it's now, and you're here.
That's good news! Here I thought I wasn't all there, but now I find out I'm not there at all.
I can only be here, but I'm pretty sure that you are there.
Actually I'm also here, but I don't see you.
Short form horror:
He said, “There you are.” and the man he was talking to disappeared.
Isn't here just there without a t?
Yeah, I'm right there with ya on that one.
Ah, shit, that's a paradox. Now I'm not there with ya. :)
Here and now is all there is
I got there in the end.
"You" in a physical sense, sure
Mentally? I can definitely not be here
When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you
All I have to do is dream
Where there is love, I'll be there
"I'm ova 'ere now! Wut?"
I'm with you there
... wait, what
and if you're old-timey you can also not be yonder.
"I have always been here."
-- Ambassador Kosh
What? You can be here when you get there.
I was over there. Now I am over here.
No, you're not here. You're there. I am here and am always here.
You can never see or hear what's happening right now, only what happened in the past.