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sh.itjust.works

Then you and the wife ditch the husband. Because that freeloader was clearly useless or you wouldn't have been exhausted.

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sober_monkreply
lemmy.world

I am now imagining a runaway-reaction-type situation where the removal of the husband results in the continued acquisition of more wives.

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This actually happened to my dad in the 80s swinger days. I mean my mom was a lesbian but yeah that’s how it went down

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lemmy.world

Wait… this isn’t satire?

I really can’t tell these days.

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It doesn't matter what it originally was. Now it's ragebait.

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Its.. you know, I figured it was satire, but I don't see the punchline.

I'm sorry. I wish I could bring us more joyful news.

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slrpnk.net

The obvious question is why do you need a husband then?

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While true, those same non-virtues will get in the way. Only men on average are less likely to self reflect and address them. So the pickings will be slim.

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His options are bring a loser incel publicly, or not publicly. For some reason, he chose publicly.

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lemmy.world

I'm all for polygyny and polyandry. Let the games begin.

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Skullgridreply
lemmy.world

I love the full circle on polyamory, it's either very progressive or very conservative.

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Wouldn't a second (or more) husband be a solution as well?

Polyandry I think it's called? A woman with more than one husband.

Or even just polyamory?

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Watabareply
sh.itjust.works

"Three wives for every husband, three husbands for every wife." - Phlox, Star Trek: Enterprise

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Sounds fun. But my partner will not like my bff to be also in the relation. Jimmy is not really Ralfs taste.

Even tho he irons even his undies. He can make a legend off a meatloaf. And knows how to fix the electricity. Maybe i should butter Ralf a bit up.

Tkx for the ID

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I agree with this. Therapy will either help you understand where those emotions are coming from or (more probably) help you see that your husband is not worth sticking around for if he makes you feel this way.

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piefed.world

ngl, I think I'm missing why all the other commenters are crapping on this guy. It's not that offensive an idea to me?

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The implication is that the wife is exhausted because the husband doesn't help enough in running the household. The obvious answer is that the husband should do more chores to help out. My man here suggests adding another wife, with the ultimate goal of getting laid more often.

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Avicennareply
programming.dev

Why not generally defend non monogamous relations rather than just multiple wives?

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feddit.org

As a man with a little relationship experience now, if a woman says she's too tired for intimacy, it usually means not the direct meaning of the words, that what she does is too much - but that what the person who wants the intimacy does is too little.

If he did chores, makes women horny as hell, wouldn't matter if she was tired or not.

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So the idea in general isn't sooo terrible. It's just worded all wrong. My opinion is that in any group of adults who what to have careers outside the home, they probably need someone to manage the home. Single no kids. Should be fine. Two or more adults (of any sex mind you) gunna need help to stay sane. Kids involved... even a single person needs help.

Now of course... calling it a second wife is upsurd. You need a housekeeper. And if kids are involved you need a housekeeper/nanny. Here is the catch though. If you pay them what they deserve for that hard work and endless patience. Then they are practially a spouse money wise. And of course it can be a guy or girl.

I do honestly think a more communal ish approach is best. Have several couples or even singles who prefer work outside the home to bringnin the money. Then have several who handle the home and children in a joint mannor. But alll the money is essentially pooled for the betterment of the group. Jusst keep the group small. The real problem is social dynamics get in the way a lot.

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The things guys will say to not have to do their part of the household work.

Grow up and cook a meal, clean some dishes and put some washing on, I promise you can still play Fallout or watch Lex Friedman, Peterson or whatever influencer you waste your time in after you're done.

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That's a great tip but also get another husband as well. You can extend this family plan until you control the country and with the actual problem of bad people gone your whole family can live happily.

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Second husband is better, stronger and more able to help.

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I don't think this guy has done the math for if every man needs more than one woman to survive...

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We can only hope this manchild got his wish. See how being outnumbered by worthwhile humans treats you boss

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