McConnell Discharged After 8 Weeks, Won't Say What's Wrong
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In fairness, if he had said something, it would have just been a lie.
He won't say what's wrong, he doesn't say much of anything anymore. He spends most of his time staring into the void.
Is it that one guy from fox news but in a turtle mask this time?
There must be no more room in hell
I think medical science is amazing when you can afford it.
I sure hope it's cancer.
I hope it's gangrene.
That fucker is actually alive??
No proof of life yet, just a message on their website.
Has anyone who isn’t a paid stooge seen the man in person? Are you telling me that no journalist has snapped a pic of the turtle in a wheelchair leaving the hospital or arriving home?
“McConnell has released a statement”? Bullshit.
Bad reporting. Nothing is confirmed or backed up.
Is it karma? It’s karma, isn’t it.
He was sucked through a time vortex into the past! That's why all the new photos of him in the articles about his discharge look like old photos that were taken months ago! Thankfully while in the vortex he was able to find and consume his younger self, gaining the strength to rule for another century.