We dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.
Cool now prove how many people actually decided their diets based on the food pyramid and you'll have taken the first step in showing that it cost millions of lives lol
And millions of people that learned it the old way in 4th grade will magically have this new information and immediately absorb it and trust it completely? The doctors treating the patients with these problems will already recommend modified diets, so it won't help them. So it must be for the children that will learn the new food pyramid. Cool. How do we know this is effective already? The results of such a change won't be measurable for decades. Seems a bit premature to declare a massive policy win when it hasn't been actually measured.
Because doctors that switched from low salt high carb diets for patients with high blood pressure have almost none of them reverse their condition and they stay on meds their while life. The ones they switched to low carb high salt diets for if meds in 3 months.
The same thing is happening to diabetes. The doctor getting people off the old diabetic diet plans are reversing the disease.
All is this has been happening for the last 5 years. We won't see results on the future, it's happening now.
Weight loss doctors have also failed to produce and results in weight loss management for the last 40 years (97% failure rate, including surgery) until recently. It's because everyone we know about food was wrong for the last few decades. Shit we even replaced butter with margarine and beef fat with crisco and wondered why heart disease increased. We now have the data that shows these alternative fats are killing people.
New immerging data is also showing high ldl isn't caused by high cholesterol diets, it's caused by damage to the body from sugar. The ldl is the body trying to repair the damage.
Dementia was always thought of as a brain disorder. Now it's starting to be called diabetes type 3 because studies are finding insulin resistance is causing the brain condition, and this rise is from the food pyramid and telling people to eat 3 times a day with small snacks. It prevents the brain from repairing itself.
Also the old people that learned this old information won't change their minds, they are dead now, or dying of heart disease, or diabetes, or have dementia and won't learn anything new. Old people are stubborn.
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I, uh... what?
He's got a history with eating raccoon penises. He has defended it. On public record.
So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?
I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
Might take a little more, but I'm pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?
Worst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.
It needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.
We dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.
demon worms, that make sense now. he also looks the alien in MEN IN BLACK.
He kind of looks like the grinch.
The grinch who stole medicine.
I can see him driving his van all the way up that hill in the middle of the night and dumping all those syringes off a cliff.
Might be more of a Wrath Of Khan type situation
dont you mean whale juice/entrails on his head.
What in the actual fuck?
Well they're dead raccoons. He has a whole roadkill... Thing. And has gone into depth about separating off the penises of raccoons.
You think he's the weird one in this administration?
Holy shit that text is his voice
i heard he got that misphonic voice due to eating contaminated hippo meat in south america. and yes he would eat something like hippo.
Now that's pure comedy right there.
Now me go peepee. Me maybe lucky me do peepeepoopoo
the sound of a raw steak that's ready for retirement being pushed through a juicer-rfk voice
"I don't mind it taking a bit longer if it means it's a bit more stiff. But don't make a highpriest of papa Nurgle wait too long now."
You got to boil the leprosy out of it.
and make sure not enough to kill the worm eggs.
To be completely fair, what are the fucking chances?
https://imgur.com/gallery/get-hands-off-nothing-else-zVhuUlg
He just flipped the food pyramid. He's going great work to save lives. The original food pyramid cost million of lives.
Are racoon penis and roadkill at the top of this pyramid?
It is
his food pyramid involves worm/eggs at all levels, and each of them is a wild animal carcass.
Are the millions of lives in the room with us right now?
Better yet, can you point to deaths directly attributable to the food pyramid?
"Oh no, if only I hadn't learned the wrong food pyramid in 4th grade!"
The food pyramid diet causes diabetes, and insulin's resistance.
Cool now prove how many people actually decided their diets based on the food pyramid and you'll have taken the first step in showing that it cost millions of lives lol
Everyone that went to public schools and eat food provided by them.
Yeah not even close to proving your statement but cool story.
Maybe the kids in school getting fatty livers never seen before in history?
Yeah throwing out your random thoughts doesn't count as proof either.
And millions of people that learned it the old way in 4th grade will magically have this new information and immediately absorb it and trust it completely? The doctors treating the patients with these problems will already recommend modified diets, so it won't help them. So it must be for the children that will learn the new food pyramid. Cool. How do we know this is effective already? The results of such a change won't be measurable for decades. Seems a bit premature to declare a massive policy win when it hasn't been actually measured.
Because doctors that switched from low salt high carb diets for patients with high blood pressure have almost none of them reverse their condition and they stay on meds their while life. The ones they switched to low carb high salt diets for if meds in 3 months.
The same thing is happening to diabetes. The doctor getting people off the old diabetic diet plans are reversing the disease.
All is this has been happening for the last 5 years. We won't see results on the future, it's happening now.
Weight loss doctors have also failed to produce and results in weight loss management for the last 40 years (97% failure rate, including surgery) until recently. It's because everyone we know about food was wrong for the last few decades. Shit we even replaced butter with margarine and beef fat with crisco and wondered why heart disease increased. We now have the data that shows these alternative fats are killing people.
New immerging data is also showing high ldl isn't caused by high cholesterol diets, it's caused by damage to the body from sugar. The ldl is the body trying to repair the damage.
Dementia was always thought of as a brain disorder. Now it's starting to be called diabetes type 3 because studies are finding insulin resistance is causing the brain condition, and this rise is from the food pyramid and telling people to eat 3 times a day with small snacks. It prevents the brain from repairing itself.
Also the old people that learned this old information won't change their minds, they are dead now, or dying of heart disease, or diabetes, or have dementia and won't learn anything new. Old people are stubborn.
Another worm